Mark Of The Beast

Sounds like a win-win to me.  The old horndog gets a little groupie action, Bruce gets to keep touring, and we get to watch a bunch of conservative heads explode.  What’s not to like?

I thought that furry little weasel Punxsutawney Phil said we were supposed to have an early spring this year, but here almost a month later there’s still snow on the ground.  When my daughter the artist was visiting yesterday, I mentioned that I wanted to commission a cartoon of Phil getting butt-fucked by Frosty the [...]

I’m not going to spoil it for you by quoting any of it here. Go read it.

Dear American ExpenseExpress,   It’s been quite a while since I heard from you, and I thought you’d forgotten me. How pleased I was to see that you still remembered your outstanding debt to me.   Sadly, I recall only too well the time I incurred a late payment penalty for an account which had only [...]