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Archive for December, 2006

Welcome To The Cat House — Pt. 2

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (10 Responds)

IS THERE A VET IN THE HOUSE?!?!?!!? Seriously — this THING, this lump, started growing on Biddy’s tail early this year, but since the yuppie-priced vets around here charge through the NOSE, I haven’t been able to take her in for an exam.Father Tyme, one of my favoritest people on the planet, sent me a [...]

Welcome To The Cat House — Pt. 1

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (4 Responds)

My feral buddies here at Hotel du Fucktards: Calico, Smudge-Nose & Tabby Boy scarf up the goodies.Smudge-Nose watches Speedy Tabby Boy for signs of infringement.Mama Marmalade Watches All.Since I’ve been subsidizing the feral cats (the father of these two litters was THROWN OUT here, after being fully domesticated but NOT neutered, of course, at a [...]

***FUCK*** WaMu***!!!!!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (9 Responds)

I just got off the phone, for the FIFTH fucking time, with some pretend-pidgin-speaking uppity bitch in MUMBAI, after some illiterate “American” slattern who called itself “CHERRY CHEEKS” called my house, for the TENTH TIME in a WEEK — thankfully, I’ve missed all of the other inbound calls, and have only had to make the [...]

Girl power or class warfare?

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (5 Responds)

I know, a lot of people throw that “class warfare” phrase around to the point that it’s become cliche’, but y’know the one thing that pissed me off about “Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants”? The assumption, by an author who obviously came from a privileged background and waltzed into an editing job at a major [...]

Movie of the week: IRIS

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (3 Responds)

Though I have long adored Dame Judy Dench and been awestruck by her body of work, it wasn’t until Iris that she broke my heart. Never before did I realize, either, how truly beautiful and powerful that Kate Winslet can be, in the guts of her work. This movie is about love and truth, but [...]

Who’s "Meddling" Who?

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (3 Responds)

“The Bush administration said on Monday the arrest inIraq of alleged Iranian provocateurs, including two diplomats, underscored U.S. concerns about “meddling” amid rising U.S.-Iranian strains.” Hmmmm…….. that doesn’t seem to quite jive with this: Iraqi and Iranian authorities slammed the United States on Monday for having arrested several Iranians who were visiting Iraq.A spokesman for [...]

If y’all got any money left…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (No Respond)

World O’Crap’s S.Z. is still running the world’s wildest animal rescue out of her house and could still use more help.

Say it loud: I’m black and I’m proud!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (5 Responds)

James Brown died this morning. He didn’t have a great track record with how he treated women, but he was a true original. There have been many pretenders to the throne, but there will only be one King Of Soul, one Hardest Working Man In Show Business. Y’ever notice how many of the greats that [...]

You Just Can’t Make This Shit Up

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (5 Responds)

“Faced with a decline in the number of overseas visitors and unpopular entry requirements, the United States Government is turning to Walt Disney and other theme park operators to brighten the country’s battered image.With security much tightened since the attacks of September 11, 2001, the visa and entry processes are so unpopular that the country [...]

Condi’s Investment

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (1 Respond)

If I traded a handful of lies for millions of dollars in my bank account I’d think it a good investment too. Except of course I have some ethics and morals.

No Jiffy-Pop-style hats needed.

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (6 Responds)

Dave Von Ebers and I have been discussing the Rosie O’Donnell V. Donald HUMP Celebrity Death Match in the comments over at Jesus’ General, and a few thoughts came to mind that I felt like sharing with y’all.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dave, darlin’, when it comes to TRUE net worth, face it, HUMP is a DEFICIT as a “human [...]

a note to excrement

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (No Respond)

“ASKINTOO”, you virulent herpes sore on the asshole of a dung beetle, you spam-whoring piece of rotting, maggot-encrusted CAMEL SHIT — if you *EVER* come back to my blog and try to fuck with me or mine with your SPAM SCAMS, I am going to find out where you live and ram my ENTIRE pickup-truck [...]

Huh?

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (No Respond)

“The election could be very instructive to those who have been in power,” the Jomhuri Eslami editorial said.“Arrogance, disregarding people’s economic situation, insulting respected people and high-flying policies were among the elements of the failure of those who could not imagine such a failure.”Yeah we know what bush is like damn it! OH!!! That isn’t [...]

"Your so Wry"

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (2 Responds)

The wisdom of the universe in a Magic Hat bottle cap: Part II “The Planet has Needs for your Deeds” “To be Olden is Golden” “Today is the Tomorrow we worried about yeterday” “Lend your Ear to someone who’s dear” “Put no Stock in the tick of the Clock” “One good ale’s better then 6 [...]

Best. Critter-Saver. EVER.

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (No Respond)

As most of y’all know, I’m a huge fan of (and semi-irregular commenter at) World O’Crap, and have been for years. And since S.Z., the wonderful blogger and universal critter-saver (dogs, cats, whatever, if she can fit it into her house and save its life, she’ll take it!) is on a fixed income as I [...]

John McCain

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (1 Respond)

So the senile old bastard wants to regulate blogs and escalate the killing in Iraq. Well the “Farm Boy Rules”* Committee would like to take this opportunity to tell Mr. McCain to *(Rule 1 – There are no rules)

Southern Horoscopes

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (4 Responds)

I get a lot of forwarded jokes, and since I haven’t had a chance to send out my semi-annual (once semi-monthly) joke mail-outs to my entire mailing list in about a year, I’ve got about 740 jokes sitting in my in-box, ’cause too many of them are too good to throw away. Anyway, Marty & [...]