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Archive for January, 2007

GAAAAAAAA!!!!!! #4,345,769,821

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (4 Responds)

Okay, first of all, I sign in to my e-mail today and learn that my computer is hopelessly screwed. Can’t get any of my documents or pictures or files or anything saved offa this thing, either via USB-port CD drive or a USB drive keychain thingy. I’m fucked. Over four years, this thing has never [...]

Real heroes

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (10 Responds)

Everybody’s been really sweet & compassionate about my first adventure with the feral cats. But when y’all use the word “hero,” it really doesn’t apply. I personally know at least three, maybe four people who do this same thing YEAR-ROUND, for animals in their areas. Hell, S.Z. turns her whole HOUSE over to rescued critters. [...]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (9 Responds)

Molly Ivins is back in the hospital. The chemo is not going as smoothly as the first two times, apparently. Further proof that there is nothing resembling justice or a “gawd” in this universe. If there WERE any justice in the fucking universe, Dick Cyborg Cheney (what few biological parts remain) would get ALL of [...]

Oh, just rip my fucking heart out…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (5 Responds)

This wild creature, this completely feral kitten, has turned, in five days, from outlaw stray to spoiled-rotten housecat. Smudge, the baby-boy kitten (brother to psycho-killer Tommie Two-Toes, inflictor of multiple bite/shred wounds) has wormed his fuzzy little way into my heart, and he’s got to be battle-ready and completely well by Sunday, ’cause the Land”lady” [...]

Times like this, that I miss my ol’ Samsung digicam…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (7 Responds)

(Originally attempted to post this last night, but Blogger is not adjusting well to the Google takeover.) Papi, Ginger Baker, and Miss Callie were turned loose this afternoon, after the land”lady” decided that she didn’t want any of them. Tommie Two-Toes (Yes, “Tommy” WAS A GIRL!!) and Smudge are puttering around in my bathroom, eating [...]

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. OW!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (8 Responds)

9:33P, CST: 5 out of 6 feral cats trapped & caged by 5P, waited outside (additional 1.75 hours) for the 6th and wiliest cat, the presumed mother tabby, to fall for the bait. She never did. The two teenagers and the very enraged adult male were already caged & tarped in the bed of the [...]

Slimy lisping pond-scum dogsucking throwback MOTHERFUCKER!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (2 Responds)

I said it before he was ever “elected,” I said it when he crawled into bed (quite happily) with Jack Abramoff (but was miraculously never mentioned when Abramoff was finally busted), and I’ll never stop saying it: VITTER MUST GO!!!!!!!!!!! Al sent me the Digg discussion link about this article, and the more that I [...]

Am I Sensing A Pattern Here?

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (9 Responds)

According to a breaking report on MSNBC, a new Pentagon detainee manual could allow executions based on hearsay evidence. Gonzales, live:“The Constitution does not say that every citizen has the right to habeas corpus.” Attorney general says federal jurists should defer to president’s will Two U.S. Attorneys in California announced they are stepping down, as [...]

Potpourri, Take 2 (Fuck Google, btw)

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (2 Responds)

SeattleTammy is now not only purveying some of the best books on the planet, now she’s also REVIEWING them! And at JESUS’ GENERAL, to boot! Mags & everybody else & their brothers keeps sending Me O’The Dial-Up links to “great stuff” at YouTube, and my severely fucked-up computer won’t even let me do the hour-long [...]

The War On Herdsmen

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (10 Responds)

The herdsmen had gathered with their animals around large fires at night to ward off mosquitoes. But lit up by the flames, they became latest victims of America’s war on terror. It was their tragedy to be misidentified in a secret operation by special forces attempting to kill three top al-Qa’ida leaders in south-ern Somalia. [...]

Pentagon Attack

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (No Respond)

In what may very well be the most vicious terrorist attack on US soil since the 2001 athrax attacks a high level Pentagon official has launched an attack against the US Constitution and the Judicuary system designed to protect it! Official Attacks Top Law Firms Over Detainees

Can y’all bear another cat post?

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (9 Responds)

Callie, Tommy Two-Toes, Smudge, and Papi watching every move I make. Here’s the game plan: Cathy, the wonderful woman from Cat Haven, is going to bring the traps out here next Sunday night, and I get to play stake-out, waiting for the feral chirrens (all six of ‘em) to be lured into the traps. If [...]

MENTIS RAWKS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (5 Responds)

Mentis Fugit is one of my long-time favorite people, and he has gifted me with a piece of artwork that made me gut-laugh harder than I have in some time. Yes, it’s sad that it’s true, but it’s still ART!!! Unfortunately, Blogger’s photo-loading software keeps SHRINKING the artwork to the point that the dialogue is [...]

Thank the universe for "cat people"…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (14 Responds)

…and no, I don’t mean that crappy movie where John Larroquette getting eaten is the best part. Miz Biddy is FINE. Thanks to S.Z.’s wonderfulness, of course. New Vet called with the news — it was indeed a sebaceous adenoma, just a fatty/glandular/skin thing. It won’t ever cause Biddy any actual pain, it won’t turn [...]

Biddy Update, Feral news, etc.

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (3 Responds)

Called the New Vet bright & early this morning, and perky front-desk girl tells me that the results of Miz Biddy’s biopsy have not come in yet. For forty fucking bucks, you’d think that LSU could throw a slide under a microscope. Yes, I know that they do a huge volume of testing/animal-healing/complicated surgeries, etc., [...]

Philanthropy or Contaminating Evidence

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (3 Responds)

I’d just like to say I am very damn pleased with myself for spelling philanthropy correctly first thing in the morning! Well on to the story!Is the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation what it appears to the world? An orginization dedicated to helping the worlds downtrodden? Sort of a private IMF with only the interests [...]

Fat Cats

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (2 Responds)

And no I don’t mean the cuddly furry kind! Nardelli’s exit package, which includes $20 million cash severance as well as a pension, deferred stock awards and stock options, equals the annual incomes of about 10,000 retail stock clerks making an average $21,000 a year.In 2005, the ratio of CEO pay to average worker pay [...]