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Archive for June, 2007

Yo, Andy S.!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (No Respond)

YAHOO SUCKS. Been writing back to you, but the motherfuckers keep bouncing. Got another address?

Sorry to ruin the joyous meme…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (4 Responds)

…but now we know. I don’t know why it took me so fucking long to finally find it, but Al Hill left us on June 12, 2007. The world is definitely a lesser place because of it. There are so many happy memories of Al, and one day, I will definitely want to share those, [...]

Baby Moose

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (No Respond)

(Annti edit: I added more pix of the baby moose to Terrible’s post — too cute!) Feel good story of the week. And don’t expect this kind of crap out of me often these days. I think ‘feel good’ stories are going the way of freedom and democracy. Recieved this forward yesterday in e-mail from [...]

This place is getting depressing again

Posted by Realist under Uncategorized (2 Responds)

Time for another joek. This is one of my all-time favorites, from Usenet many many moons ago. Long before the web was even a gleam in Tim Berners-Lee’s eye. Hebert, sitting on the porch of his houseboat, drinking his coffee, sees Boudreaux paddling his pirogue down the bayou. “Boudreaux”, Hebert hollered, ” Where you goin [...]

Ten Little Addicts

Posted by RenB under Uncategorized (3 Responds)

Annti aske me to cross-post this. Georg Danzer wrote it in the late Seventies. Ten little addictsSailing in a boatOn the Sea of DespairNear the Death’s Head Coast.One of them jumped overboard.Sank in salty brine.‘Oh, shit!’ were his last two wordsTo the other nine. Nine little addicts,One girl still a childBarely thirteen years of age,Addicted [...]

FUCK DOCTORS FUCK DOCTORS FUCK DOCTORS AND FUCK THEIR UPPITY-ASS G.E.D. RECEPTIONISTS THREE TIMES AS HARD!!!!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (14 Responds)

So, I’ve been waiting for a fucking MONTH to get an appointment with this new orthopedist who comes up here to West Redneckistan twice a month, so that I don’t have to spend money that I don’t have, driving all over Baton Rouge to find a second-opinion doctor to figure out how (and how badly) [...]

Al Hill

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (4 Responds)

I’ve called his cell phone, I’ve sent out e-mail queries to the few people that I know of who know Al pretty well, and have gotten BUPKIS in response. Even went and asked in the comments at BlondeSense if anybody had heard from him. SQUAT. If anybody knows of any other way to get ahold [...]

Just to cement that whole "Crazy Cat Lady" thing…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (2 Responds)

Le Petite Fromage has sent me great bumperstickers as long as I’ve known her, including some great Betty Bowers stuff (“As God is my waitress, I will never go hungry again!”), but this one, from Agent Orange, was TOO fucking perfect!!! The only way that this could be a better sticker is if it had [...]

I tried to rehabilitate myself and this was all I could come up with

Posted by mentisfugit under Uncategorized (5 Responds)

The latest from the White House Office of Youth Purity! IRON HYMEN – Abstinence-Only Coolness for Girls Sex is for FAGS! – Abstinence-Only Coolness for Boys

Scientific test proves it . . .

Posted by Realist under Uncategorized (6 Responds)

Are You a Dickhead? * * Are You a Cool Person?

OK, NOW are you happy?

Posted by Realist under Uncategorized (6 Responds)

I swear, a webmonkey’s work is never done. Heh. Didn’t know you could do that with the masthead. I’m gonna have fun with my blog now.

Happy now?

Posted by Realist under Uncategorized (4 Responds)

Oh dear….

Posted by RenB under Uncategorized (1 Respond)

This is the news that one of the most influential musical artists in Austria lost his battle with cancer today. He was only sixty. Georg Danzer had the audacity to start writing songs in local dialect in the Seventies when other artists were blithely imitating US artists. His was a unique voice. He could mix [...]

Campaign For Your CAAWS

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (3 Responds)

Burger King’s “Campaign For Your Cause” thing is still accepting votes, and even though Cat Haven didn’t make it as a finalist, CAAWS (Capitol Area Animal Welfare Society) DID, so when y’all get a minute, please go there and vote for CAAWS! If you get the home page, go to the “vote for Baton Rouge” [...]

FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (9 Responds)

I must be getting soft. Those jokers at Mingle2, the newest form of online censorship, gave Mark Of The Beast a measley NC-17!!!!!! I was hoping for, at the very fucking least, a gawddamned Redd Foxx-quality triple-motherfucking X!!!!!! I am highly insulted, frankly. It must be the fucking cats, making me look all soft and [...]

Assisted living in Austria

Posted by RenB under Uncategorized (1 Respond)

This is the view near the house where my friend will be moving into a new assisted-living house. It is looking toward the center of town, and there was once a fortress on that hill, till Napoleon came to town, way back when. His army couldn’t conquer it, so they threatened to burn down the [...]

Why we don’t have truth in advertising

Posted by mentisfugit under Uncategorized (1 Respond)

Because who would buy these? Any questions?