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Archive for July, 2007

Bearding the Fox in his den

Posted by mentisfugit under Uncategorized (2 Responds)

Mike Stark must clang when he walks, ‘cos those are some big brass balls he’s got there there. Check out his Daily Kos diary: I just returned from Falafel Bill’s house. Scroll down for the pictures.

Take This M-16… And Give It To The Captain…

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (4 Responds)

And tell him I’m gone! If he ask you was I running….You tell him I was flying! If he ask you was I laughing…You tell him I was crying! Q) What can a large cheese pizza do that your average American production line worker can’t? A) Feed a family of four! I started with a [...]

Bubba and frend

Posted by Realist under Uncategorized (5 Responds)

I know Annti has showed you this picture before, but not with the shiny new caption! I’ve submitted it to I Can Has Cheez Burger, we’ll see if they are able to use it. It may be just a bit too gamey for their taste, but at least I can share it here. If you [...]

Nine down, ??? to go…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (2 Responds)

SUNDAY:Caught 7 feral cats (teenagers and one baby kitten) in Slaughter, LA today, and one of the marmalades (a sweet little orange & white tabby girl) has TWENTY-THREE FUCKING TOES!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHIT Y’ALL NOT. And the sweet, docile, adorable baby black kitten? TWENTY FUCKING TOES. Not dew claws. THUMBS. And the orange one’s THUMBS have [...]

The word ‘Homeland’…

Posted by RenB under Uncategorized (1 Respond)

has terrible connotations in the country I live in, next door to the country who first mis-used it, by the guy from Austria who probably stole it from someone else as a concept and perverted it… ‘Heimat’. Tja. ‘Homeland.’ It can have, or once did have a good meaning. That cosy place where you knew [...]

Road trip

Posted by Realist under Uncategorized (2 Responds)

After the boss sent me off to Connecticut twice in the last couple of weeks, my long-dormant wanderlust apparently sprang back to life. To scratch the itch, Momma and I went up to Jamesport yesterday to catch their July Summer Festival flea markets and have lunch at the Gingerich Dutch Pantry restaurant. With the help [...]

EXTRA!! EXTRA!! LEX LUTHOR ***FINALLY** CAPTURED!!! TESTICLES EVERYWHERE SIGH IN RELIEF!!!!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (3 Responds)

Yup, it’s true. As of 7A this morning, my four-legged nemesis, the slut who has made my life here at L’Hotel du Fucktard EVER so much MORE fun, the bane of my very existence, our very own Lex Luthor, the sluttiest mama-cat since my ex-sister-in-law (and with the same “maternal instincts” and “parenting skills”), our [...]

I’ve tried so hard to behave…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (12 Responds)

…don’t wanna waste all of my schadenfreude in one year, y’know? But sometimes, well, I just can’t help myself! “Ding-dong, the bitch is dead, the wicked bitch, the bitch is dead, Ding-Dong, the wicked bitch is deaaaaaaaaaaddd!!!!!!” (Those of us who can remember the PTL empire, and the way that they fucked innumerable retirees out [...]

It’s that time of the month again…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (6 Responds)

I wish that the drug store up here in Redneckistan hadn’t stopped developing film, ’cause then I’d have new pictures to post of the cats that I’ve gotten spayed & neutered lately, but since I have to wait on my pix until I can go to Wally World (my digital camera died last year), we’ll [...]

FTW

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (8 Responds)

R.I.P. Miss Tommie Two-Toes. I hope that wherever you are in the universe, that you get to rejoin your little brother Smudge and be happy and free of the stupidity and filthy ignorance of inbred, mouth-breathing bipedal primates who never appreciated your wisdom or the joy that you gave.

Falling Down the Mountain

Posted by Terrible under Uncategorized (6 Responds)

Well OK in the pics I’m more strolling down the mountain. That first pic is trespassing on private property on Rte 12A in Braintree,VT in ’92 or ’93. The second one is at Sunset Ledge on the Long Trail in Lincoln,VT in ’94 or ’95. And yes I could be doing it in a Swiss-sit [...]

THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY NEEDS A HOME!!!!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (12 Responds)

On Friday, a woman took this beautiful cat whom she’d named “Winter” (yes, very original) to my vet’s to have him euthanized, because her OTHER cat “didn’t like him.” She wanted to have him PUT TO SLEEP. I shit y’all not.Thankfully, Dr. Liz is a damned-near saint, and she decided to put him up at [...]

Oh RenB you will LOVE the new Harry Potter movie!

Posted by Realist under Uncategorized (7 Responds)

I actually managed to get out for a bit on Sunday and went to see “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.” When RenB called the series subversive, he was more spot on than I had remembered. I had forgotten the anti-authoritarian subtext of the 5th book. And Imelda Staunton as Dolores Umbridge really [...]

THE GENOCIDE WILL NOT BE TELEVISED

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (7 Responds)

Desiree Collins, 47, died of lung cancer this week. She was the first Katrina evacuee to file a lawsuit against the manufacturers of FEMA travel-trailers that were issued (too little, too late, and too many still sitting in multi-acre lots in Arkansas) after the original genocide. WHAT?!?!? Y’all expected those “free” trailers that were issued [...]

DAMMIT, ANDY!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (2 Responds)

Would you PLEASE go ahead and get a gawddamned FREE Hotmail account or G-Mail or WHATEVER won’t BOUNCE EVERYTHING BACK TO ME?!??!?!?!?!! I’ve had a lot of pen-pals in my life, in several different countries, but never had this much shit COME BACK!!! I keep replying to your e-mails, but according to HO-mail, you’re not [...]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAM-TAM!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (7 Responds)

all together now: Happy Birth-dayyyy toooo youuuuuu,Happy Birth-daaayyy toooo youuuuuu,Happy Birthday Dear Tam-Tam,You’re still one too-cool MamaAnd you damned well know it toooooo!!!! (Granted, those weren’t the FIRST lyrics that I imagined when I wanted to sing to SeattleTammy on her birfday, but I figured that I’d leave the lewdest ones for SeattleDan to sing [...]

On a more positive note…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (No Respond)

Suzy Cream-Cheese is doing the Seattle Breast Cancer 3-Day Walk for the Susan G. Komen Fund for breast cancer research and treatment, and I wanted to put her own story up here, in her own words: As most of you know I was diagnosed with breast cancer back in March… had my surgery the first [...]