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Archive for May, 2008

And just when you think they can’t get any dumber . . .

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Anger at ‘slutty’ Starbucks logo US coffee chain Starbucks has come under fire for a new logo that critics say is offensive and overly graphic. The Resistance, a US-based Christian group, has called for a national boycott of the coffee-selling giant. It says the chain’s new logo has a naked woman on it with her [...]

Career flagging? BREAK OUT THE TURKEY-BASTER!!!!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (3 Responds)

Clay Aiken has apparently fallen out of favor with sugar-daddy Simon Cowell, so he’s knocked-up a 50-year-old broad. And fuck yes, it was artificial insemination. SEE WHY I SAY THAT BREEDERS SHOULD HAVE TO PASS A FUCKING PSYCH EVALUATION, AN I.Q. TEST AND A BATTERY OF SKILL-SET TESTS BEFORE THEY’RE ALLOWED TO RUT (or baste) [...]

Bitch o’ the day

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (2 Responds)

A well-meaning friend sent me the above-linked Morford column from SFGate, and y’know, even HE is pissing me off nowadays. Go, read, then come back for the bitchfest. I’m not kidding. GO READ IT. THEN you can come back for the vitriol. Actually, the vitriol is over at the storage unit, so see if y’all [...]

Survival Part One – PLANT FOOD – The Hemlock Revolution

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I promised a few weeks ago I would do a post about survival in the coming hard times. And a day hasn’t gone by since that I haven’t thought at least a little about that. And one conclusion I came to pretty soon is that there’s no way in hell I can put enough in [...]

DO NOT WANT!!!!!!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (5 Responds)

Memorial Day

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IRAQ: 4081 The Lives They Left Behind Remembering Lost Honor Honor The Fallen

FISA Update 24May2008

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From Glenn, who explains how the poor, poor telecoms are buying their immunity through lobbying. I think this graph illustrates the issue:more graph humor and song chart memes UPDATE: from KagroX.

Did you watch the "House" finale on Monday night?

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I did, but I missed this.

End Times for McCain/Hagee

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McCain rejected Pastor John Hagee’s endorsement Thursday, after Hagee’s remarks about Hitler being God’s tool to get the Jews to move to move to Israel. McCain also rejected the endorsement of Pastor Rod Parsley due to his comments about Islam being an inherently violent religion. McCain added that he was different from Obama as he [...]

Random, useless thoughts…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter under Uncategorized (No Respond)

…but I figured that I’d share them with y’all anyway. (Yes, over to the storage unit, of course.) Enjoy. Share. Tawk amongst yuhsevs. I’m verklempt.

Hallelujah! I has seen the light!

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I found this letter [~750K PDF] from Saint Matthews Churches in my mailbox today, and I’m here to testify, brethren and cistern, that much like a Catholic priest with an altar boy, it touched me in TOTALLY unexpected ways. The envelope promised me a FREE, DEUTERONOMY 8:18 PROSPERITY CROSS, BLESSED BY THE CHURCH. I could [...]

FISA Update 21May2008

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I have a number of links to share with you, I haven’t had time to read everything yet so I printed out nearly 100 pages of stuff (for which I’d like to thank my corporate sponsor) to peruse and, I hope, summarize and share. But, in the meantime, here are the aforementioned links: ACLU Blog [...]

We Can Have Mass Panic Too!

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I was on a cigarette break today (where all the interesting shit happens) when one of my regular smoking buddies warned me of cars on one of our busier streets being shot at. She told me that the story was in doubt, but a friend of hers only missed being shot by TEN MINUTES!!!!! Phew! [...]

Jesus Wiipt

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Sitzpinkling, or peeing while sitting, has American’s true Christians in an uproar. According to the Bible real men stand and pee against a wall. “Out of the mouth of God,” 1 Samuel 25:221 Samuel 25:341 Kings 14:101 Kings 16:111 Kings 21:212 Kings 9:8 People, this is critical. Watch Pastor Steven L. Anderson, of the Faithful [...]

I Know I’m Not Supposed To Laugh

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But I just couldn’t help myself: McKINNEY, Texas — A photo company says it’s taking full responsibility for altered pictures that ruined a high school yearbook and will pay to have the publication reprinted before the seniors graduate. Students at McKinney High School were stunned to get their yearbooks this week and see that some [...]

Shouldn’t that be strategery?

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Boston Globe The Republican strategy backfires IN MISSISSIPPI this week, the Republicans lost a congressional seat they held since 1994. This followed the loss of a congressional seat in Louisiana that they held since 1974. They lost both special elections after trying to cut and paste Barack Obama over the Democratic candidate. . . . [...]

That and $3.50 will buy me a Starbuck’s coffee.

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My alter-ego, JoeMommaSan, had an Editor’s Choice letter at Salon today. It was in response to Joe Conason’s great article taking McCain to task for giving other people shit about setting a deadline for Iraq withdrawal, then doing the same thing himself. Reproduced here for those who hate clicking through the ad for access. It’s [...]