Mark Of The Beast

I thought that furry little weasel Punxsutawney Phil said we were supposed to have an early spring this year, but here almost a month later there’s still snow on the ground.  When my daughter the artist was visiting yesterday, I mentioned that I wanted to commission a cartoon of Phil getting butt-fucked by Frosty the [...]

It is odd that if you check through the MSNBC shows, the excerpts of that call are very much abbreviated, except what Rachel Maddow did.  Joe Scarborough exposed himself as the anti-union bastard that he is on his Morning Joe show.  The others did some selective sound bites.  But ‘Big’ Ed Schultz really dissected it [...]

Yeah, otherwise, I’d still be panhandling for help with gas money for ME to move (will NEVER do the 5-hour turnaround that I did Sunday night, it’s taken me until NOW {5:27p, CST}to be able to fucking WALK), but they just lost AT LEAST sixty-five people to a horrendous 6.3 earthquake/aftershock in Christchurch that has [...]

Was asked to cross-post this.  Someone else’s words who express things better than I could, but feel deeply. I grew up in a big factory town.  And my neighborhood was known as ‘the corporation’.  Which became a dirty word.  They were omnipresent, and people’s lives were dependent on them.  My father got fired and black-listed [...]

Nope, haven’t re-animated Bronson’s corpse, am making a run tonight, probably 9 or 10ish, to the new place, SOLO.  Have NO help promised except on the Sunday of next weekend, blessed Oyster (Your Right-Hand Thief) is coming up here to help me load furniture, I just don’t know who in the fuck is gonna help [...]

I’M ***FINALLY*** GOING THE FUCK HOME!!!!!! I shit y’all not.  As soon as I can find actual humans to help me with the driving & heavy lifting, I’M MOVING BACK TO NEW ORLEANS, FINALLY, AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS OF BITCHING, MOANING AND COMPLAINING!!!!! I know, it’s a huge relief for y’all who’ve stuck with [...]

I know, I know, I sucketh mightily as a friend, blogger and all-around pain in the ass… like any of this is NEWS, right… But two notes before birfdays: RIGHT THE FUCK ONNNNN, EGYPT!!!! Kick that Cheney-sucking thief’s ASS and STRING ‘IM UP IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE LIKE THEY DID MUSSOLINI, SO THAT THE WIDOWS [...]