Annti here: –ohhhh, lordy-gordy. Be patient with me, I don’t learn well anymore, so lemme see the lay of the land here, son. But most of all, FUUUUUCKKKKKK BLOGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You fuckin’ RAWK, dood!!!!!!
Real here: hold off on posting anything important here until I get this WordPress stuff figured out. The control panel keeps bugging me to upgrade to the new version, but when I tried to do that, it fucked up everything and I had to delete the whole thing and start all over again. So don’t post your only copy of your magnum opus here until everything is working properly or you might lose it. There’s also supposed to be a way to import the Blogger blog into WordPress, but that doesn’t seem to work either. Ah, technology – ain’t it great?
A.S.C.: I’ll be glad when Mentis gets moved, so that we can drive HIM nuts with this shit, too!!! Gotta share the fun, right? Anywho, technology USED to be great… in LINUX & UNIX. Then came fucking AOL and more cartoons and annoying fucking fucktarded DOGS staring at you when you’re trying to find your own damned file, fucking EMOTICONS and the anti-feminist backlash that, apparently, was the REAL motivation for taking the internet public, ’cause people who couldn’t get into college needed to hide behind their keyboards and wank whilst they visually raped women and then called ‘em all whores. Somehow, when the uni’s (and Al Gore?) were linking-up all over the world (TEXT ONLY!!!), don’t seem to have anticipated the ratio of logical adult humans to mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers and their wank-monkey underage-porn-hound SPAWN.
I blame Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and fucking GOOGLE.
Thanks again, Realist. You, as always, rawk like a mofo, and seem to have developed the patience of Teh Buddha. Nighty-night. (7A, was supposed to be FIVE A, but noooo, I had to have fucking CATS who are gonna live longer than I am, BUT ARE GONNA STINK WAY THE FUCK WORSE than I do when they’re nibbling my feet off…)
OH! and how in the FUCK do I get COLORED FONTS on this bitch?!??!? Yeah, I know, hard on you ol’ fuckers, but ANNTI’S GOTTA EXPRESS HERSELF, right? I can’t WRITE anymore, and won’t be able to until I can leave teh narcs & hack surgeons behind, so if I don’t BITCH, the shriveled, charred remnants of my brain will fucking EXPLODE, and no, I prolly won’t be anywhere near Dick motherfucking CHENEY when it happens… *sigh*