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FW: Annti’s Long-Awaited Economic Collapse Survival Tips, Pt. 1

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on November 20, 2008 – 1:11 am

CC MADE ME DO THIS. I had already posted it, but after she posted the 7 Top Albums thing, she called & said that I hadda move mine up above hers. RenB, if you’re pissed about the relocation, bitch at me in e-mail.
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One last round of teh Bush Mosaic as we rid ourselves of Asshole Of All Assholes; if we can’t laugh through the pain, then how will we enjoy the mass hangings after the War Crimes Tribunal?

COMPUTER SURVIVAL: FREEBIES!!!!!!
(If yer ‘puter dies, how ya gonna circumvent teh MSM who’ll be lying all the way through this shit?)

SnapFiles Freeware Downloads (if you want it, they’ve got a free or beta-testing version of it!)

Ad-Aware SE Personal (kills spyware/marketing whores who invade your hard drive in order to “profile” you and share your viewing/shopping/blogging habits with every scamming douchebag on the planet)

AVG Anti-Virus Free Edition (THE SHIZ-NIT!!! Free, automatic updates, daily automatic scans, kills, and quarantines, and it RAWKS!!!)

And of course, my all-time favorite, go figure: SEARCH AND DESTROY. (Need I say more?)

Now, it’s a personal pet-peeve, so to speak, but FIX THE CRITTERS, DAMMIT!!!!!! Animal shelters are some of the first charities to feel the pinch in a GLOBAL ECONOMIC DEPRESSION, and the more babies being born means more mouths to feed, more animals without homes, more animals who will be euthanized. We can avoid an assload of this cycle of pain and suffering, dammit, BIRTH CONTROL IS NOT A NEW CONCEPT. So if you don’t have something like Cat Haven in your area, go talk to BestFriends.org, they can point you in the right direction, also look through AlleyCat.org, because if BF can’t find it, Alley Cat Allies & the ASPCA can! And if they can help you get your critters fixed (tame or feral, you know they’re around), try to kick them a little help when & if you can. Y’all know that those animals are going to keep needing to eat & get rabies shots. I might not have achieved a humane society here in Hillbilly Hell-Hole, but dammit, there are good organizations out there, trying to bridge the gaps. Please help them when/if you can.

Lastly, on a purely personal survival note, I know that y’all haven’t been able to help with my most recent pleas for help with the Feral Cat Food/Fuel/First-Aid Fund, but I am DESPERATE at this point. I’m on my last assignment out in Teh Boonies, and I need help to keep getting those cats to the vet. Finally captured the herpes-stunted little mama cat whose babies die every litter (not good for any cat’s psyche, obviously), going after more on Thursday night.

But most importantly, the main reason I need help is that I sold 50 lbs. of aluminum cans today, at only 36 cents per pound. THAT’S EIGHTEEN BUCKS. And MY BIDDY CAT IS SERIOUSLY ILL. I can’t diagnose it, I’m not a gastrointerologist or a vet by a long shot, but she’s 11 years old, and I won’t gross y’all out with the symptoms, but she’s in pain, and it’s killing me.
I’m going to try and get her to the vet tomorrow, but there’s no telling how much additional testing & medicine that she’s going to need, above the $24 exam fee. I cannot live without my chirrens. It’s not enough that she had that horrific tumor on her tail, and now the little “extra-toe”-looking tumor on her pinkie toe (doesn’t seem to hurt her, but it looks severely fucked-up), now she’s having excruciating colon/gut issues, and she does NOT need to be suffering like that. No, I would never put her through surgical/chemo hell for my own sake, I love her too much for that. But I *do* need to find out what’s wrong with her, because if I can do anything to keep her from suffering, I’m gonna fucking DO IT, no matter what. I know that we are ALL financially screwed right now, I’m just hoping that somebody out there who isn’t TOTALLY screwed can help. Thanks. Please see the PayPal button in the sidebar.


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  1. 1. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Damn. Two days later, and only RenB & CC McGoon utter peeps of love and PayPal donations. I knew that the economy was bad (2 fucking years ago), and that people are way the fuck past listening to my pathetic self-loathing attempts at shameless blog-whoring and outright panhandling.

    I just thought that y'all would give a fuck about Biddy, even if you didn't have a cent to share. Yes, I've neutered over 100 cats by now, but this one is my BABY. She and Boy are my CHIRREN. And frankly, if it was a burning building and a lot of humans couldn't get out, they'd have to wait for me to save these damned cats, FIRST.

    Much love and thanks to Ren & CC & jobsanger, too, 'cause I know that, even if he doesn't speak-up, that he's helping.

  2. 2. Terrible Said:

    Well of course I hope Biddy is alright. Or will be alright. I’d save the cats first too! I gotta wait to see how bad this damn computer repair is going to set me back. But will send something snail mail once I get it back and see what I have left.

  3. 3. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Thanks, Terrible, but you’ve got kittehs to take care of, too, after all.

  4. 4. RenB Said:

    Annti, I already TOLD you how little I mind.

  5. 5. RenB Said:

    Biddy comes first

  6. 6. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    I know, honey, but the ex-parte confab took place after I re-posted. Thanks, though.

    Like I said last night, it’s been a waste, anyway, so y’all get back to blogging!

  7. 7. Susan Harley Said:

    Hey girl. I just made a donation (it’s under my married name, first name is the same). I wish I could do more, all the rest goes to my 8 furry babies. I so hope Biddy will be okay, that is one GORGEOUS cat.

    I know this isn’t your thing, but I pray for animals, even ones I see on the street, ones i never met. I’m prayin’ for your Biddy. Peace

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