Subscribe via feed.

Tja, since we have nothing BETTER to do today…

Posted by RenB on November 22, 2008 – 1:27 pm

The General found out via a bot quiz that he isn’t 110% heterosexual and manly. This upset him muchly. I always have wanted to emulate this wonderful man, so I took my computer to the cellar, oiled myself up and put on some gladiator oriented clothing and looked fiercely into the mirror. ( Yes, I have a full length mirror down there so I can grimace into it to make myself brave while typing and fighting the division wars on the keyboard. I didn’t bring the Cheetos… it would have messed up the goo.) And then I took a deep breath and followed the link, and bravely typed in the name of my blog.

You can see the results here. Now I know I will never achieve his greatness and manliness. I’m FIVE points behind!!!! And he is the ultimate, as we all know, and have come to appreciate. I’m so ashamed…. I guess I will have to work on myself. Now to get back to the Cheetos…..


This post is under “Uncategorized” and has 10 respond so far.
If you enjoy this article, make sure you subscribe to my RSS Feed.

10 Responds so far- Add one»

  1. 1. RenB Said:

    oh yes, and one woman got transgendered by that thing. It’s a plot…

  2. 2. Mentis Fugit Said:

    You think you have problems? Apparently there’s a 73% probability that I am a woman. My wife is going to kill me.

    Still, it doesn’t do a very good job judging by the feedback poll on the site. Responses to the question, “Did GenderAnalyzer give the correct result for your blog?” are consistently running at 53% yes, 47% no.

  3. 3. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    I dunno, Mentis, it sounds like your wife just got about 73% cooler, if you think about it… heh heh heh…

    M.O.B. is 77% “female,” according to the “Gender Analyzer,” though I’d love to know their determinate parameters, honestly. Hmmm… I dunno what MY personal “gender analysis” would be… not that I haven’t been accused of being a drag queen (by jealous bitchy queens themselves, I might note), but I can still prove that I am packing the factory-installed equipment if necessary.

    So, if M.O.B. is 77% “written by a woman,” sounds to me like the guys around here have a helluva lot of catching-up to do! Or, y’know, give me back my fishnets, dammit.

    And Ren, you can find the oddest shit sometimes… but hey, you’re only 10% behind me!

  4. 4. RenB Said:

    Mentis, your results might work you. Your wife might try to get in touch with that side, you know?

    And Annti, you’ve known for a long while that am sort of round the bend… Why the surprise?

  5. 5. RenB Said:

    Ooo James Wollcott is HUNKY. Who would have thunk…

    http://www.vanityfair.com/online/wolcott/2008/11/picture-my-blushing-joy-when.html

  6. 6. Terrible Said:

    Don’t feel bad Mentis! They gave me a 99% chance of being female. I’ll refrain from making any comments on whether or not it was the title Terrible that led them to that conclussion. ;-)

  7. 7. Mentis Fugit Said:

    I wouldn’t mind so much, but I thought multiple orgasms were supposed to be part of the deal.

  8. 8. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Wise choice, Terrible. Especially when Annti's hormonal… heh heh heh… Hey, don't look at me, blame the hack asshole internist who put all of my junk back in WRONG back on 9/28/07 (spine surgery #4), so that NOW I'm on a THREE-WEEK FUCKIN' SCHEDULE!!!!!! Stupid poufy-haired little arrogant prick.

    And y'know, Mentis, if you try that tantric breathing/yoga-sex thing that Sting claims is so wunnerful for stamina & withholding completion, you might learn how to exercise your own "Kegel" muscles and learn how to HAVE multiple orgasms! It is possible, but it requires lots of practice and concentration… Do you think that Mrs. Mentis would mind the homework? Heh. Maybe she could teach you several hundred things in that realm, if you ask her what it's like to have female orgasms… heh heh heh… Enjoy!

    (And no, we can’t really “time” or “control” our spinning the colored lights, but if we keep going, we can keep ’em spinning!)

  9. 9. RenB Said:

    Ummm…. multiple orgasms, male? I think I remember that…. But I got old.

    Terrible, it HAD to be the moniker.

  10. 10. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    So “terrible” is a “FEMALE” attribute, dear?

    Hmmm…. how, ohhhhh… Freudian???

    And as long as you keep up the Kegels, maybe do some weight-lifting with ye olde barbelle on occasion, it never truly dies, that special ability…

Post a reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.