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I’ll take "Things That Will REALLY Piss Us Off" for $500, Alex!

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on January 18, 2009 – 7:05 am

Ohhh, nooooo, it wasn’t enough when Unca Dick, Dumbya, Rummy & Poppy Bush gave themselves and their henchmen RETROACTIVE IMMUNITY, oh, no. Now Dianne Feinstein says that CIA & “independent contractor” spooks/torturers needen’t “worry” about PROSECUTION or LAWSUITS for their HIGHLY ILLEGAL BEHAVIOR.

What the fuck HAPPENED TO YOU, Dianne?!?!?!? I thought that you still HAD A PAIR.

And then there’s this, from the “OUGHTA BE PERMANENTLY STERILIZED/EMPLOY RETROACTIVE ABORTIONS ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE FROM WHICH THEY SLITHERED MOTHERFUCKERS” file:

Don’t feel like babysitting? Kids getting in the way of your enjoying YOUR “STORIES”?!?!?! Here’s a quick fix: PUT THE KID IN THE CLOTHES DRYER.

I shit y’all not.

For the 8 trillionth time: MANDITORY BIRTH CONTROL CAN BE A VERY GOOD THING. And yes, even though the spawn being tortured to death wasn’t HERS, I’d still wager that the breeders in question KNEW THAT SHE WAS A SOCIOPATHIC FUCKTARD FROM THE GET-GO. So yeah, they need to be fixed, too. Hell, if we can go retroactive with the sterilizations, imagine the suffering that could be avoided… *sigh*
And yes, I’m sure that eighty billion other blogs covered this a week ago, but I’m just now getting to it. Sue me. Just don’t ask me to babysit.

All I’m gonna say is that there’s a reason why the West Bank is like New Jersey: Free to go over there, but YOU GOTTA PAY TO GET OUT.

UPDATE: Y’all DID know that I was talking about the West Bank of NEW ORLEANS, right? Not Beirut, France, or Gaza, right? Just making sure… And still lobbying to get toll booths @ the Mississippi state line on U.S. 61. They all come down here to work, but don’t pay any taxes to fix the acres of pot-holes that they cause, so let the Mizzippi mofos pay to GET IN HERE. They got the lion’s share of the FEMA/Katrina money, let THEM fix the nightmare known as Airline & Scenic Highway, aka “Cancer Alley’s Access Road.”


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  1. 1. Terrible Said:

    I’ve been gone most all day today. But I did see this earlier…. and I saw an article earlier on RawStory saying bushs House protectress Pelosia is claiming some shit about investigating some of the shit. But of course nothing about investigating the Iraq war, the torture, the exjudicial(which is fancy speak for illegal) renditions, or the war profiteering and contract fraud, you know all the stuff that she’s been invovled in. Someone in the comments there said that there were a shit load of lawsuits against her already drawn up and ready to go to court if she doesn’t try to prosecute bush on some shit. I don’t know if that’s true or not or if it’ll do any good. But she probably deserves prosecution too if you ask me.

    I think they’re all just playing fucking idiotic little childrens games myself. We adults may have to step in and lock up the murderous ones.

  2. 2. lokywoky Said:

    Someone advanced an explanation about why no one from the D side of the aisle has been talking about prosecutions etc.

    Simple. Until 12:01 pm on January 20 – Dumbya has the pardon pen. If people talk about prosecuting – all he has to do is issue pardons and end of story.

    Right now, Dumbya and crew think they are getting away with murder (literally!) and that nothing will happen to them. Soooo….let’s just keep it that way until we get the magic turnover done.

    I am hoping, praying to all the gods and goddesses and crossing all my fingers and toes that this is what is really going on.

  3. 3. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    I’d like to believe that they’re gonna sic SuperFitzgerald on these profiteering, war-mongering, Constitution-shitting motherfuckers after the inauguration, but too many of them (ESPECIALLY “Don’t mind me, I’m just a little Italian Grandmother, I won’t be making ANY waves or causing teh corporate massahs ANY trouble!” Pelosi) are too damned dirty in their own right. Remember when all we had to worry about was that scrotum-sucking scumbag Lieberman?

    I’ll believe it when I see it. But I’m gonna STAY pissed at Dianne Feinstein.

  4. 4. CC McGoon Said:

    Okay, that babysitter could not have possibly thought the baby would survive a turn in the dryer. Babies are not hamsters and dryers are not spinning wheels designed to let you run for a bit. Even the dumbest among us know that.

  5. 5. Bustednuckles Said:

    Pelosi needs to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down and pray that there is no direct evidence of her narrow fucking ass being connected to any of this shit because IT IS going to be investigated whether any of these motherfuckers like it or not.

  6. 6. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    CC, you have no idea how many sick, sadistic motherfuckers put ANIMALS into dryers every fucking year, especially cats. So no, it doesn’t surprise me in the fucking least that some fucktard would think that a few rounds in the dryer would “quiet” a baby, especially when the aforementioned illiterate fucktard probably doesn’t even know that babies have SOFT HEADS. Maybe HER soft spots never closed. If she’s half as bass-ackwards as the 19-year-olds I’ve met, she probably thinks that babies are like baby dolls, that you can pop their heads off and pop ‘em back on, and it’ll be just fine!

    Either that, or she was one severely sadistic sociopathic PSYCHO-CUNT who was TRYING to kill the baby, since the baby was INTERFERING WITH HER ENJOYING her precious fucking STORIES. I was raised on television, I learned how to read from television, but no, even I have never had the urge to put somebody's kid INTO A CLOTHES DRYER in order to WATCH A FUCKING TV SHOW. I think that soap operas are designed to further dumb-down the poor saps who get ADDICTED to such shitty "writing," such abysmal "acting," and the most ridiculous excuses for "plots" known to the English language.

    So if she was fucktarded enough to think that putting a baby into a clothes dryer was a "good" idea, imagine how much more FUCKTARDED she became when in the thrall of her SOAP OPERAS. DEFINITELY needs to be a retroactive abortion and there should be permanent and mandatory sterilizations of every simple-minded, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, gabba-gabba-hey Eraserhead motherfucker in her entire extended family.

    And Busted, I really do hope that it comes to pass as you say, but after watching the evil cocksuckers get away with war crimes, embezzlement, and every other shitting-on-the-Constitution crime since NIXON, I ain't holdin' my breath. WE know what needs to be done, WE know that there should be freshly-erected gallows on the East Lawn of the White House, and WE know that every penny that Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld, Rice, Gonzales, and the entire Bush klan have profiteered off of the deaths of others should be REPATRIATED to the families of every single soldier AND civilian murdered in pursuit of MORE OIL PROFITS. But getting Harvey Milquetoast (aka Harry Reid The Good Mormon Boy) and Li'l Italian Grammaw to get off of their flat asses and DO THE RIGHT THING is a whole other issue entirely.

    Maybe Fitz will ride in to save the day, to try them for war crimes, pillaging the national treasury, committing genocide during and after Katrina, invading and robbing-blind sovereign nations who had NOTHING to do with 9/11, etc. One can hope. But one will not be holding her breath. Even Fitz has fallen short before, and with the so-called "Supreme" Court that we've got now, I don't hold ANY hope out that our "justice system" will cease to be the "JUST US" system for the Powers That Be. They put that drooling fucktard INTO the White House, why on EARTH would they endanger THEIR wealth/power by rocking the boat, or by allowing anybody ELSE to challenge their "eminent domain"?

    It's not just apathy & ignorance that allow the self-appointed "ruling classes" to continue to rule the planet as the thieving fascists that they are, it's A CONCERTED EFFORT by the ruling classes to COVER THEIR OWN ASSES. Like people who think that 9/11 "just happened," anybody who doesn't see the hand of Big Money behind EVERYTHING that transpires in this world is just deluding themselves and wanting to believe that Somebody will, somehow, someday, "rescue" them from the big skeery baddies. Jeebus ain't comin' back, and nobody's gonna save you from the fascists if you don't call 'em out for what they are.

  7. 7. lokywoky Said:

    It’s not just idiots putting animals into clothes dryers – but putting them into microwave ovens also. I agree with the retroactive abortions in cases like that – especially because they all act so surprised when things don’t turn out the way they ‘thought’. Duh!

  8. 8. Terrible Said:

    If I haven’t said it lately Busted, I like the way you think. Because I swear there’s going to be hell to pay if these criminals aren’t safely locked away where they can no longer damage our nation.

  9. 9. democommie Said:

    Good Morning, Miss AntiChrist:

    I think there is entirely too much caustic castigation of the those nice Bushitco folks. Why, look at all of the “postives” we can thank Georgie and his apparatchics for. Go, ahead, take a few minutes (cue music from “Final Jeapordy”)…hm, nothing comes to mind? Well, alrighty then, let’s take Annti’s advice about the WH lawn, but let’s make it a a humongous clothes dryer, instead of a gallows.

  10. 10. Terrible Said:

    Now THAT’S an interesting idea democommie! Really need to make the dryer drum clear though so the crowds can get a good view.

  11. 11. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Putting those crusty old cunts into a giant clothes dryer would be far too merciful, as the heat would collapse their lungs, the spinning would knock ‘em out cold, and it would be a quick, near-painless death.

    Long, slow, wet ropes on freshly-built gallows, dammit. I’ve been waiting for them TOO DAMNED LONG to be dissuaded NOW. I will accept nothing less, once Barry hands them over to the Hague for their war crimes trial, then brings ‘em home for the treason, embezzlement, usurping of the Constitution, etc. I wanna see something akin to the brick wall scenes in “A Handmaid’s Tale,” only without such generosity and kindness.

    If you pull the rope too short, the heads pop off right when the trapdoors drop, which is entertaining, and might be perfect for Rummy and Abu Gonzales, but the long, slow, wet ropes will make their eyes bulge out, their tongues turn purple, and you can hear the blood gurgling in their skulls as their heads swell up and their eardrums burst from the blood pressure. NO BAGGING THESE UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS. I wanna witness every second of their suffering, and I want it to TAKE A LONG FUCKING TIME.

    So fucking sue me, I’m still selectively in favor of the death penalty. Traitors and child-molesters are at the top of the list.

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