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After all these years, I finally figured it out…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on January 24, 2009 – 1:08 am

…with recurring fevers from The Abscess That Just Won’t DIE, even after 11 hours in teh E.R. @ EKL & another five-hour wait for The Oral Surgery Clinic (guarded by Cerberus’s Ugly Step-Sister, Bigotress) and I finally got the fucking tooth PULLED — anyway, this is one of the illness-induced revelations that I just HAD to share: (after enjoying this, go see THE best picture EVAH linked to St. Ann Of Teh Codpiece!)

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(Keeping in mind that I still loves me some Petty, and he WAS purdy back in the day, y’know, when I was in elementary school, but I just KNEW that I’d seen that forehead, those cheekbones, SOMEWHERE before, besides Aryan Nation COMPLETELY computer-fabricated pictures of the “ideal Aryan(sic) maiden”, and it finally dawned on me what the DNA model for a throwback recessive gene clusterfuck like mAnn Coulter to exist must look like… Now, where in the FUCK did Karl Rove find the UNDISTILLED, PURE EVIL {however illiterate it may be} to put INSIDE that big hollow punkin’-head? The floor is open, chirrens…)

P.S. Here’s a pic for all the good guys who have suffered the slings & arrows of the world’s skeeriest tranny assaulting their masculinity BECAUSE THEY’RE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO BE LIBRULS. Enjoy! Although you might wanna fotoshop three or four paper bags over that head…


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  1. 1. Susan Said:

    And I used to love Tom Petty…
    Seriously…good (scary) match!!!
    When will she die a horrible, painful, prolonged death???
    Okay, I have little “rock n roll” boys I have to neuter now…Love ya!

  2. 2. CC McGoon Said:

    I saw her on one of the morning shows a few days ago. She was saying that children of divorce become strippers when they grow up. I guess I missed my calling.

  3. 3. Susan Said:

    Whoa! What about us children of single moms…wait…don’t tell me..prostitues?
    Crap…I should be making some $$$ now!

  4. 4. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Fuuuuuck, if anything that that horrific tranny EVER said was TRUE, I’d have already achieved my life’s secret (well, not THAT secret, obviously…) ambition of becoming a spree AND serial killer, based upon MY “upbringing,” huh?

    And if shim’s appraisal (which is UTTERLY BASS-ACKWARDS) of what’s left of our “justice (JUST US, as in TEH MONEY MOTHERFUCKERS) system” were even remotely right, I’D GET OFF, SCOT-FREE, BECAUSE OF MY LAME-ASS CLAIMS OF “CHILD ABUSE” AND “TEMPORARY (ha!) MENTAL ILLNESS UNDER DURESS”!!!!!!

    Gee, I wonder if I could get teh skank to be a “character witness” or self-appointed “psychological diagnostic expert” at the trial? Shim surely THINKS that shim has that kind of education/knowledge/brain cells PERIOD, to spout-off ludicrous Reaganite HORSESHIT like that. Fucking whore probably would think that I, ever the “welfare queen,” was riding in a brand-new Caddy complete with curb-feelers and fuzzy dice, gambling at the riverboats, and going through wads of cash faster than Shim goes through duct-tape and depilatories!

    Ahhhh… if only I really WERE a “Welfare Queen,” wouldn’t I have it made, ladies? Oh, but wait, I refused to pump out a unit every 9 months and have my labia & uterus swinging down around my cankles, so I guess that I missed my TRUE CALLING!!!!!!

    If there were any justice in this world, SHIM’S inherited and exploitative wealth would be repatriated to MOI, dammit, ’cause I’ve sure as hell EARNED IT!!! Shim sure as hell never has, unless you count sucking Bill Maher’s shriveled little dick as “work.” I’ll never forgive him for giving THAT CREATURE a fucking “career” and FREE TV EXPOSURE, more times than he’s given HUGH HEFNER free press/on-location shoots. Older Little Angry Man has a LOT of shit to answer for, no matter how good his HBO show (which I’ve never seen yet) may be.

    Thanks for the compliment, Susan, sorry if I made you physically ill, but hey, we have to lay down big chunks of our lives for the right causes, don’t we? Try to imagine how many ENORMOUS CHUNKS of flesh that I’ve laid down (NO, not like THAT, *NEVER* like THAT, dammit, or I’d still HAVE a fucking CAREER IN RADIO!!!),and never got SHIT for it, though I certainly had to TAKE more than one woman’s share of shit TO GET AND KEEP THOSE GIGS!!!!!

    So, CC, how’d you like teh loverly illustrations? Hope that you didn’t just eat dinner, hon… heh heh heh…

  5. 5. ImStillMags Said:

    OK…..I can handle most of it but the picture of that freaking dog…..ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    you are a baaaaad girl. blech…..
    I’m going to have to go gargle….

  6. 6. RenB Said:

    Oh, Annti… I had so much ‘fun’ yesterday morning, because Joy Behar of ‘The View’ was on Larry King, and he cattily asked her about Coulter’s recent appearance on her show.

    Leaving aside the fact that Joy cracks me up, and am a sucker for a good New Yawk accent—and don’t you DARE misinterpret that….

    I FINALLY got to show him who Anne Coulter is.

    I have spent YEARS trying to explain what she is and does. And she is never on our tee-vee. He never really ‘got’ it. Now he did.

    It only took a few clips, and he said, WTF???

    MODO was also on our screens, but she is still too subtle for him to understand why I dislike her.

    Meowww— SSSSSS!

    Mean-spirited.

  7. 7. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Well, hell, he could’ve asked ME, I could’ve explained Shim to him AGES ago. But I hope that Joy ripped shim a new asshole from stem to stern.

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