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BWUAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!! 022509

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on February 26, 2009 – 2:50 am

Even at my best, there’s no way in hell that I could do better than Erster’s encapsulation of the international flaccidity over “teh wunderkind” doing his big national debut last night… Well, maybe “flaccidity” isn’t the right word, but it’s certainly descriptive. “Big giant clusterfuck of bad karma, genocidal profiteering, and out-and-out batshit-crazy cult bigot, hitting the airwaves like those Canada geese hit Sully’s jet engines would probably be more appropriate, but also more unwieldy.

I couldn’t be more amused, unless I can find a lawyer who’ll bankrupt AVON for the 1st, 2nd and 3rd-degree burns on my face and their utter unwillingness (thus far) to deal with their responsibility in that. If I don’t hear anything productive by tomorrow, I *will* be posting pictures of the damage, so make sure you’ve fully digested whatever meal before you look at them. You’ve been warned. And no, sorry, it’s nothing as funny as a Darwin Awards near-miss. There were no actual flames, electrical appliances, or livestock involved in said injury.

Oh, and Erster’s thing is a two-parter, so scroll down to the first one, then back up to read part II, ’cause it is DEFINITELY worth reading both of ‘em. I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG fucking time… well, since Mentis sent me “Black Sheep,” but that’s a whole different kind of laughter… kinda… heh heh heh…

BTW, here’s today’s Atheist Quote Of The Day (just to piss the True Believers off a bit more…): Clive Barker: “I think that god that we have created and allowed to shape our culture through, essentially Christian theology, is a pretty villainous creature. I think that one of the things that male patriarchal figure has done is, allowed under it’s, his church, his wing, all kinds of corruption and villanies to grow and fester. In the name of God terrible wars have been waged, in the name of that God terrible sexism has been allowed to spread. There are children being born all across this world that don’t have enough food to eat because that god, at least his church, tells the mothers and fathers that they must procreate at all costs, and to prevent procreation with a condom is in controvention with his laws.”


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  1. 1. Bustednuckles Said:

    Don’t forget that masturbation is also a mortal sin in the eyes of the church.
    To paraphrase someone who I can’t identify due to semi intoxication, they can’t stand the thought that someone might be having some fun somewhere and they can’t because they are uptight fucking assholes, or something like that.

  2. 2. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Oh, no, they have their fun, but they have it with the ALTAR BOYS. They lie about everything, but still assume that they are “holier than thou,” and treat their sheepul like they are just that: mute, stupid ANIMALS, and why should animals have control over their own bodies, when they have clerical MASSAHS to do the thinking for them?!??!

    Cults are slavery. Period. And yet people continue to willingly subject themselves to the brainwashing, the bullshit, the bigotry, the war-mongering, the genocides, the misogyny, the class warfare, the diminishing of their humanity.

    I just don’t fucking get it. I mean, I fell for the sales pitch when I was 12, but I outgrew it. Nowadays, I think that the most strident cult-freaks only do it so that they can feel “empowered” to sit on their ass and point fingers, JUDGING EVERYBODY *ELSE*, so that they can feel “better” than somebody. So by backing-up the massahs, the cult royalty who own them, they think that they have risen to the level of overseer.

    Yeah, that’s humanitarian of ‘em, ain’t it?

  3. 3. Terrible Said:

    Looks like Bobby boy has gone to Disney World to soothe his wounded ambition. I’d say he will fit right in there and should stay.

  4. 4. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Heh heh heh… with those ears, he can get on the healthcare plan!

    Oh, but wait, Disneyworld acknowledged the gay mates of their employees, why on EARTH would he go there?!?!?!?! That’s just an ABOMINATION to teh good cult members!

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