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I guess we are going to see a lot of this kind of thing now.

Posted by Mags on February 26, 2009 – 8:59 pm

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  1. 1. Mentis Fugit Said:

    Oh Lord, we beseech thee, smite the fuckers already, because thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, and those pricks don’t deserve shit. Amen.

  2. 2. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Ummm…. kayyyyy…

    No, Mags, I don’t even wanna know where you got this, but when I drop dead from a stroke, I’m gonna be writing your name with my last dying gestures…

    I dunno about you, Mentis, but teh Lawd ain’t done SHIT for me, so that whole kingdom, power, glory shit just hasn’t taken. If THEIR “lawd” really existed, and there was anything resembling justice in the fucking universe, he’d have smote their asses FOURTEEN GENERATIONS AGO.

  3. 3. Mentis Fugit Said:

    Jus’ coverin’ all the bases. I can’t see the Flying Spaghetti Monster being that big on smiting, though a couple of hundredweight of Dolmio in the right place could do wonders.

  4. 4. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:


    Is that anything like Vegemite?

    And I bet, that if he reeeeeealllllllly wanted to, the FSM could smite the fuck outta somebody. Look at all of those noodly appendages, they’ve got more reach than a bullwhip!

  5. 5. Mentis Fugit Said:

    Dolmio pasta sauces.

    I dunno ’bout the appendages. They look a little too al dente for serious smiting.

    Oh yeah, the Vegemite people were responsible for one of the worst puns in recorded history:

    When Australians first heard about Vegemite, a thick, dark English spread (called Marmite) already dominated the spread market and Australians were reluctant to try Fred Walker’s locally made product. Poor sales performance resulted in Vegemite being re-named in 1928.

    In an attempt to emulate the success of Marmite, Walker re-launched Vegemite as “Parwill”. “If Marmite…then Parwill” was the rationale behind Walker’s strategy to carve a niche in the market for his concentrated yeast extract spread.

    It didn’t work, thankfully, and the name Vegemite was restored in 1935.

  6. 6. Terrible Said:

    And the idiot piece of shit GOPer that sent that out actually thinks anyone will believe his claiming he didn’t know it was racist? Give me a break!

  7. 7. Terrible Said:

    RawStory has a link to an article saying that pice of shit Dean Grose will be stepping down from his position as “Mayor”.

  8. 8. RenB Said:


    Did’t ANYONE threaten to beat you with a wet noodle? You haven’t lived….

  9. 9. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Great, now fucking GOOGLE is losing my comments as often as HaloScan. Douchebags.

    And Mentis, I think that you have effectively proven that Aussies are, indeed, crazier than Kiwis. At least in respect to "food." If you can call vegemite "food." Resembles roofing tar to me.

    And Terrible, of COURSE they're gonna ride that tired old line that they've used since Newt Gingrich coined it, it's not like they've ever been ORIGINAL about ANYTHING. Fuck, damned near everything they've done in the past 8 years, they've copied almost verbatim from Nixon & Reagan. That's why it's been so easy to predict what they'll do next.

    "All innocent good fun," blah blah blah. Yeah, that's what they say when they gang-rape a girl at a frat party, too.

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