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Memorial Day

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on May 25, 2009 – 8:11 am


I couldn’t find the pictures that I had on Bessie from my late, great-uncle John’s funeral, as he was one of the very few veterans on teh Dick’s side of the “family,” and as far as I was concerned, he was the BEST PERSON IN THAT FAMILY, period. WWII, Korea, and then a career in demolition/controlled explosives. Prolly where I got my love of “purrrrdeeee fiyyyyerrrrr” from… heh.
It would break y’all’s hearts to see how pitiful a “military funeral” it was for a Navy man out in the boonies of Louisiana. It was truly honorable though, because of the 90-year-old VFW men attending Uncle John, and the pride and care that they took in saluting Uncle John’s casket and folding that flag and presenting it to Aunt Bea. That picture would sum-up all of these words and a million more. They couldn’t have a bugler or a coronet-player to do “Taps,” they had a cheap tape-recorder, because veterans haven’t fucking MATTERED to our government for the past 8 years, and contributions to VFW & similar organizations have not risen to match the wounded/mutilated/crippled/PTSD/raped/etc. veterans who are coming home from The Battle Over The Trans-Afghan Pipeline “war.” Just like the V.A. and salary/food stamps for enlisted, the VFW gets BUPKIS from the federal government. Granted, they’re not an “official” arm of the Pentagon, but dammit, WE OWE THEM A HELLUVA LOT MORE THAN THE “TOKEN” CONTRIBUTIONS THAT THEY AREN’T GETTING ANYMORE. And the V.A. & Pentagon, as well as the State of Louisiana, OWE THEM A V.A. HOSPITAL WORTH A DAMN, AS THEY HAD BEFORE KATRINA, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THEY WILL NEVER HAVE AGAIN, at the current rate of profiteering bid-playing between LSU, the state, and the V.A.

I will never be pro-war, I don’t usually promote “AnySoldier.com” because they HAVE expressed pro-war sentiments before, but if you are able, please do go there or to the USO to help send a care package to one of our kids. They are all of our children, even us most fervent non-breeders, because they went into this thinking that they were helping US, they didn’t realize that there’s no law prohibiting military recruiters from LYING THEIR FAT, DESK-RIDING ASSES OFF. And these kids, most of whom are young enough to be my offspring if I’d ever bred, NEED THE JOBS. They need some hope of a future, they want to MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THEMSELVES, and the Pentagon promised them all that. And they hardly EVER deliver, except for those rarely-compensated young people whom you see on the recruiting ads, happily-chirruping voice-overs by Gary War-Hawk Sinise.

A war started by THREE DRAFT-DODGING DOUCHEBAGS: Rumsfeld, Bush, and Darth Cheney, their dark overlord who “HAD OTHER PRIORITIES” during Vietnam. And whether they’re die-hard republicunts who refuse to see the truth, or they’ve had their eyes opened in the face of pure hell, or if they went there as democrats who wanted to serve their COUNTRY, not the greed/laziness/thievery of KBR/Halliburton, Blackwater, The Shaw Group, Bechtel, British Petroleum, Shell Oil, ExxonMobil (aka 40% of Louisiana, 90% of our pollution), Bin Laden Construction & Oil Exploration, or any of the thousands of no-bid contractors who were GIVEN THESE CONTRACTS BEFORE THE “war” WAS “OFFICIALLY” EVEN BEGUN. Just like Katrina, the fix was in before the “disaster” was ever allowed/incited to occur. At this point, MeeMaw Kathleen Blanco is no better than Rumsfeld and his patent profits from Tamiflu.

As much as it frustrates me, enrages me, exhausts me that NONE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR TREASON, WAR PROFITEERING, GANG-RAPE, GENOCIDE, MASS MURDERS, FIXING GOVERNMENTAL BIDDDING, SELLING OUR CHILDRENS’ SOULS FOR BRIBES FROM THE AFOREMENTIONED CORPORATIONS, etc. — as much as that adds to the grey & white hair on my head, it breaks my heart every fucking bit as much, to know how many young women and men won’t come home, or won’t come home whole, or won’t come home FUNCTIONAL, because of the Nazi-style ATROCITIES they’ve had to witness, both from “our” hired mercenaries AND because of the Taliban & other fanatical/misogynist/xenophobic allegedly “religious” freaks. Even though I have no patience or time for invisible sky fairies, I *can* tell y’all that neither their Jeebus NOR Muhammed ADVOCATED JIHAD, nor did either of them promise 72 virgins and the planet KOLOB to go and die “bravely” in war. That shit might’ve convinced the Vikings that they’d make it to Valhalla, BUT IT IS STILL A FUCKING WAR-MONGERING, PROTECT THE ASSETS OF THE WEALTHY, FAKE-THE-WHOLE-FUCKING-THING ***LIE.*** Wars are never about “morality,” “civil/human rights,” to stop “atrocities,” or, of course, about “BRINGING FREEEEEDOM” TO ANY-FUCKING-BODY.

It is, now as always, ABOUT THE FUCKING MONEY. AS YOU and every enlisted kid/adult in the U.S. military are debating whether you can afford food/medicine/gasoline/clothes/doctors/etc., GUESS WHAT THE HEIRESSES AND HEIRS OF THE GREAT CORPORATIONS ARE DOING. They sure as hell ain’t clipping coupons. And if anybody tries to tell y’all that this “war” doesn’t have anything to do with the COMPLETELY PRE-PLANNED AND SLOPPILY-EXECUTED GLOBAL ECONOMIC CLUSTERFUCK — punch ’em right in their ignorant mouth.

Our military service people are being MURDERED for nothing more than OIL, CONSTRUCTION, REAL ESTATE, AND HEGEMONY PROFITS. That’s what this Memorial Day reminds me of. This is not the America that my Uncle John fought for, this is not the America that Pat Tillman was murdered in trying to save, this is not the America where justice is supposed to exist for every single enlisted or contractor woman or man who has been gang-raped and/or murdered to hide the crime, in Kuwait, Dubai, Bahrain, anywhere in the UAE and Persian Gulf.

Yes, I have faith that Barack Obama will do his damnedest to TRULY restore something resembling integrity and success to this country. I’m not going to hamstring him or cut his Achilles tendon by saying, “IT AIN’T ENOUGH! FIX IT NOW NOW NOWWWW!!!!!,” but thus far, when it comes to doing right by our military personnel, I have not been impressed. Fuck the Wall Street scum who helped CREATED this bullshit, fuck the crooked, thieving BANK DOUCHEBAGS, fuck the hype-pushing republicunts who still own the MSM and their undying effort to PUSH PUSH PUSH SELL SELL SELLLLLL THAT FUCKING TAMIFLU!!!!

Take care of our men and women in uniform, dammit. They’ve been neglected, dishonored, and abandoned by their own government since 2000 especially, but for decades before that, too. And get that Bush-scrotum-suckling senile old fucker Bob Schieffer OFF OF THE TELEVISION, because the LAST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE UNIVERSE WHO OUGHT TO BE OPINING ABOUT WHO OUGHT TO BE DOING “WHAT” IN EITHER FUCKING PARTY OR ON ANY FUCKING PLANET IS BIGGUS DICKUS DARTH MOTHERFUCKING CHENEY!!!!!!

Dick Cheney has murdered 6,000+ of our kids and women and men (not to forget the 3,400+ on 9/11!!!) in pursuit of HIS FUCKING PROFITS. HE HAS NO FUCKING RIGHT TO OPEN HIS SLIT OF A VAMPIRE MOUTH AND SAY A *FUCKING* THING ABOUT WHAT ***ANYBODY*** OUGHT TO FUCKING DO, HE NEEDS TO BE ON A GALLOWS ON THE EAST LAWN OF THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE, WITH A LONG, SLOW, WET ROPE AROUND HIS NO-NECK DEMON-SKULL, WAITING FOR THAT VERDICT TO COME DOWN FROM THE HAGUE OR ANY U.S. COURT THAT WILL ***GET IT DONE*** BEFORE THE BASTARD ESCAPES JUSTICE *AGAIN*!!!!!!

That’s what our veterans deserve. They deserve justice, they deserve our gratitude, and they deserve to get back what has been stolen from them by this entirely illegal regime. They deserve more than those thieving motherfuckers or any invisible sky-fairy can give: they deserve our HONOR.

No, not every person who enlists or attends a military academy is automatically a hero, any more than any cop outside of NYC on 9/11 is automatically a “hero” just because they slap on a polyester uniform. Fuck, the majority of the republicunt-mangled military in this country ARE SERVING BEHIND DESKS. But for the ones who have served, who have WORKED, to make this country a better place, we thank you. I dunno if y’all have noticed by now, but Terrible is a veteran, as was Seattle Dan’s dad, back in “the Big One,” WWII. If I am missing anyone or their relatives who have served, please do correct me, because we want to honor all of them. One of the VietNam vets whom I’ve been privileged to know, I haven’t seen in a long, long time, but I hope that, wherever he is, that he knows that I will always hold him in the highest respect, family friend Mister Garland. It’s a long story, but he was never a war hawk. He, unlike Teh Dick, didn’t get to marry the niece of a man on the local Draft Board. He went, and he went through hell, and Dick Nixon didn’t do SHIT for that man when he finally made it home. But he made a huge dent in my life, and I will never forget him.


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  1. 1. Terrible Said:

    Support America’s veterans = PROSECUTE WAR CRIMES! It’s the American way!

  2. 2. Mentis Fugit Said:

    Rudyard Kipling has been called “Imperialism’s Bard”, but he had no romantic notions, and subtleties that often escaped his contemporaries. The White Man’s Burden can be read many ways, from simple jingoism to outright satire. Personally, I feel it lies closer to the latter than the former.

    There’s a few people in the GOP who could have profited from the final stanza of The Young British Soldier:
       When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,   And the women come out to cut up what remains,   Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains   An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.For this occasion, however, I commend to you, Kipling’s Tommy. Read it and tell me anything has changed.

    You bet that Tommy sees.

  3. 3. Terrible Said:

    Yeah despite what we’re told to think of Kipling I’ve always maintained that he was distinctly anti-colonialism.

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