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It was 49 years ago today….

Posted by Terrible on February 11, 2010 – 7:00 am

that someone put their life and limbs at risk to take this photo of the Terrible One. Hey at least it isn’t one of those pics with a cake with one candle and a silly pointy hat!!


And now for some B-day music!!

Lather

I just want to Celebrate

Everyday People > Dance to the Music

It’s my fucking birthday and I’ll play the Kinks if I wanna!

Celluloid Heroes

Apeman


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  1. 1. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    FRIST!!!

    DAMMIT, TERRIBLE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET ME TELL YOU HAPPY BIRFDAY, MAYUNNN!!!

    Now I feel terrible, 'cause you beat me to the punch.

    At any rate, the stone-ground grits have been acquired, now we just gotta get 'em sent nawthward. Late, as per the usual, but still sent with all due love, affection, and gratitude that you are my friend.

    Didja want any dirty e-cards for your birfday, btw? Those are pretty easy (and free!) to come by, so if you have any particular flavors in mind, let ol' Ranty Aunty Annti know, wouldja?

    Hoping to get to bed before daylight today, so that I can drag-ass outta L'Hotel des Fouquetards and try to get at least SOME of my bills paid, and if I can squeeze-out the postage, I'll letcha know as soon as the grits are headed your way.

    As I can't be there to acquire them for you, I wish you a birfday full of relaxation, fun, frivolity, good stout beer (or lager, bitters, homebrew or whatever works for ya!), and good stout crazy women to have you giggling the night through! And no, when I say "acquire," I don't mean "by the hour" on the broads. Ain't like you've ever had to pay for it before, sure as hell ain't gonna stoop to that now, now are we?

    And may the bizarrely-healthy BossMan get his nads stuck in a milking machine today, purely for your amusement! Hey, I'd rather give you Cheney on the rough end of a long, slow, wet noose, but how the hell am I gonna off all of those private bodyguards AND SS stoolies all by myself?? Mebbe if we got a team together, someday, y'know, after I hit that fuckin' Powerball (and yes, I bought TWO tickets last week, on the off-off-off chance that the corporate "luck" of the "Saints" would overflow in my direction, and nope, didn't get a single fucking number. I swear, somebody is doing fucking surveillance on me, to make SURE that I never hit the damned thing!)… I bet that we wouldn't even have to assault his private mercenary thugs OR the Secret Service, to let us have a clear shot at the bastard with an elephant-strength tranq-dart! They prolly loathe the fucker as much as we do!

    Hey, I may suck at delivering the actual prezzies on time, but I can at least fill your head with fabulous dreams of a just universe where the good guys & gals win at least SOMETIMES, huh?

    I'll let you have Cheney, but I call dibs on pegging Rumsfeld, just on general principal…

    Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy joy joyyyyyyy!!!!
    (Tah-dah-dah-dink-dink, dink-dink!)

    May your joys always be many, and your troubles always few, may the women always love you, and let your coffers tip too full!

    (Lousy limerick, I know, but fuck, what'd you expect?)

    And if I am never the one to hit the Powerball, it had damned well better be YOU who does! 'Cause I know that you will always use the powerball for good, so who better to get it? Yeah, yeah, I love all of my M.O.B. mob & other buds as much, but dammit, it's YOUR birfday today! After all, if I won, I'd share it with y'all, so I figure that if y'all hit it, that we'd still all share, right? I don't need much, just a place to live and a bottomless tab at a good vet's office — oh, and smokes, too. If I ever hit it, what's on your wish list, Terrible?

    Yup, shutting the fuck up now, before the sleeping pill kicks-in and I get really stoopid… yeah, yeah, I know, about twenty minutes too late for that…

    May all your birfday wishes & dreams come true, and right the fuck NOW!

    XO
    A.S.C.

  2. 2. Scott Said:

    Nice party music. Happy birthday, Terrible!

  3. 3. SeattleTammy Said:

    Happy Birthday Terrible!

    I'm older than you! heh. Have a very happy!
    oxo!

  4. 4. Mentis Fugit Said:

    Try not to hate me for this.

    Many happy returns, and I don't mean the beer.

  5. 5. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    You are an evil, evil man, Mentis.

    And I just know that it's going to take a pickaxe and a 50-gallon drum of clorox to get that pestilence outta my head.

    Bastid.

  6. 6. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    P.S. Sorry for ruining Mentis' surprise, but this should provide some consolation, in its own weird little way…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNjsOHiBYs

    I probably cocked-up the HTML there, but you should be able to copy & paste, yeah?

  7. 7. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Last one, I promise:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM5Y5OnZdU4

    MOST. ACCURATE. BIRFDAY CARD/SENTIMENT. **EVER**. !!!!!!

  8. 8. Realist Said:

    The big 5-0, huh? Hate to tell you this, dude, but it gets even worse from here on. The one rule of getting old is to never miss a chance to enjoy yourself, but you never know how many such chances you've got left. So enjoy yourself, dammit. And have one for me. (I'd say "have one on me" but I didn't see any PayPal buttons in your post)

  9. 9. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Sheeeyutt… Terrible, we did a post with your PayPal addy, for trying to resurrect the beater — didn't we?

    Oh, and one more birfday greeting:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrC7aXVTrDk&feature=related

    Bwuauuaahaaahahahahaahaaaaa!!!

  10. 10. Terrible Said:

    Yeah Annti but you didn't have the 'Death to the Fascists' picture to post.

  11. 11. Terrible Said:

    Yup those last 2 were pretty good Annti. :) But you know damn good and well he ain't looking forward to doing my bidding.

  12. 12. Terrible Said:

    "Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
    Francis Bacon

  13. 13. Bustednuckles Said:

    Happy Birthday Terrible.
    Young'n, I got ya by a year and two weeks.

  14. 14. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Oh, hell. Is it gonna be a Geezer Pissing Contest? Fuck, to look at the M.O.B. masthead now, I'm "the baby" again!

    Somehow, that doesn't change my white roots back to their formerly-lustrous mahogany brown with the red highlights… *sigh*

    And which picture are you talking about, Terrible? The world's-most-pissed-off-baby picture or something totally different?

    Oh, and if y'all wanna REALLY feel old, guess what's playing on that crap MGM/"THIS!" channel right now?

    "FUTUREWORLD"!!!!!!

    Blythe Danner hasn't aged a day since THAT "high art," but Peter Fonda… well, it's good that he's still getting residuals from "Easy Rider"

  15. 15. Terrible Said:

    Thanks everyone for the bday wishes!

    yeah Annti I was talking about the pic I posted.

    Well I'm off to Portsmouth for some knowledge expansion! Have a great weekend everyone!

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