But know Annti likes Doug Adams. Classic quote here. And there is an interesting take on why I once slept with a ‘mirderer’ It isn’t what you think, btw.
Did you finally figure out how to dismantle Cyborg Darth Cheney and rip out his charred, blackened-by-oil-residue, rusty clusterfuck of grommets, pistons & bile-creating amateur chemistry labs that he called his "heart"???
Please tell me it's true. PLEASE.
And many blessings upon the chemical electricity that activated a mind as brilliant and hysterically-funny as Mr. Adams'. Absofuckinglutely beautiful. And let us hope that, even though he MORE than earned his way off of this filthy planet, that HIS chemical residue (the only GOOD kind!) is still floating around the cosmos somewhere, and he may decide to rejoin us (though I'm sure that there are MUCH better planets that he could pick!) someday. Hey, when you don't believe in anything, you tend to come up with hopeful possibilities, especially ones that don't involve any mystical/mythical invisible-sky-fairies in charge…
I'd like my Breathe-O-Smart system now. My truck's been needing one for eight months, as the SEVEN HUNDRED BUCKS that I wasted on it (borrowed from THEM, no less!!! Yes, please, rip off my other arm so that I can use it as a blunt weapon…) @ "Blackard Automotive Body Shop, 5650 Commerce St, Saint Francisville, LA 70775; (225)635-6877 less than TWO YEARS AGO, and the entire monstrosity of an a/c system (GMC REEEAAALLLLYYY knows where to buy their parts & plastic, don't they? Same time I hadda blow my entire "stimulus" check on ONE TINY FIVE-INCH REAR-INTAKE MANIFOLD GASKET b/c THE PART SHOULD'VE BEEN ***RECALLED*** AS IT WAS IN CANADA!!! THREE HUNDRED BUCKS TO PULL THE BLOCK AND INSTALL THAT TEENY-TINY FUCKING PIECE OF RUBBER!!!!!!) flat-out fucking DIED on me in OCTOBER!!!!!! Fuck, it wasn't even a YEAR AND A HALF **OLD** WHEN THE FUCKER WAS DEPLETED OF COOLANT AND MORE USELESS THAN DUMBYA'S TEENY-TINY TESTICLES!!!!!!
Sorry to hijack the thread, but any a/c or even the mere MENTION of "perfectly"-functioning air-conditioning sends me right back to the hotter-than-hell hoopty that I drive.
Have I mentioned yet that it's OVER A HUNDRED DEGREES EVERY FUCKING DAY HERE, with ohhhh, about TWO-HUNDRED-PERCENT HUMIDITY?!?!?!
Yeah, GREAT time to be blasting HIGHLY-FLAMMABLE TOXIC WASTE ALL OVER THE FUCKING GULF ***AND*** EVERYBODY WHO LIVES NEAR IT!!!!!!
When I have more RABC (randomly-accessed brain cells) firing, remind me to tell y'all why "SHOE STATION," THE MOST GHETTO FUCKING SHOE STORE ON EARTH, also has a half-assed piece-of shit website where their "sales" PURPOSEFULLY DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE DISABLED AND WHO RIP US OFF HAPPILY AND ARROGANTLY BY NULLIFYING THE "SALE PRICES" WITH OBSCENELY-INFLATED SHIPPING RATES.
Cheap shoes have never been such a pain in my ass. My fucking feet shrank, for some unknown reason, and now I'm having to spend money that I need for a fucking HUNDRED-FIFTY DOLLAR DEPOSIT with THE. WORST. ELECTRIC. COMPANY. ON. FUCKING. ***EARTH***!!!!!! — the $50 I spent on TWO pairs of shoes (should've been THIRTY-FIVE!!!) could've gone to the fucking deposit, but since NONE OF MY SHOES, even the ones that I've had over twelve years or longer, FIT anymore, it's kinda hard to be moving heavy property/furniture/etc. WITHOUT BREAKING ANKLES & KNEES & FINGERS tripping over shoes that FALL OFF when you try to wear them.
I'm the only person that I've ever known who's FEET SHRANK as they aged. EVER. So I fall for that SHIT STATION "Sale" and "coupon" at their p.o.s. website, and get SCREWED BLUE SANS TATTOOS, discriminated against, accused of "racism" FOR TELLING THEM THAT THEIR NASTY-ASSED STORES, WHICH ARE OVER 45 MILES AWAY, ARE, INDEED,GHETTO AS HELL.
Petty little underachievers who will NEVER get past middle management or "customer liason," and only got THAT far because they came to the interview with their Catholic Boys' School KNEEPADS in place — have nothing better to do than SLANDER *and* LIBEL ME in public consumer-satisfaction forums.
Yup, I'm too exhausted/in excruciating pain right now to do a GOOD slasher job on these little closet-case boys whose mamas didn't FINISH raising them, by a LONG SHOT, because both of my broken teeth are infected again, and a huge chunk of my face is swollen-up from the abscess and I'm starting to look like an adult with Down's Syndrome again, just like Mardi Gras of '94. Again, another long story, or collection of stories, when alllll of my friends thought that it was just TOOO hilarious that all of the float riders thought that I was "special," and that I kept trying to give back the extraneous beads that they were throwing to me. Three Choctaw Indian bitches, rolling around laughing in the middle of St. Andrew Street, Wilna, her mama & grandmama, just SQUEALING at the hilarity.
Karma's gonna get dem heifers for dat, and not by Katrina/Cheney or BP, either. Them hot-pepper bushes outside that mama's window gonna find a way INSIDE the house, somehow, someday…
So, anybody around here know how to use needle-nose pliers well? One broken toof (in the TOP FRONT, of course!) is broken clean-off at the gumline and is causing the main facial paralysis, pain & swelling, whereas the WORST broken toof is on the upper left side, and allllll the fucking licorice root in the WORLD, not to mention every OTC remedy AND my painkillers, ain't doin' SHIT to make THAT hurt go away. And there's at least still the facade attached on THAT toof, so it oughta be easier to yank than the other one. The front one is gonna require tongs & a jackhammer, possibly a miner's lamp.
Anybody brave enough to help?
P.S. In case anybody forgot since Katrina AND Gustav, "Entergy" IS. THE. WORST. ELECTRIC. COMPANY. ON. FUCKING. EARTH. WE (every poor bastard who uses electricity in the ENTIRE SOUTH, whether they're buying it DIRECTLY from Entergy or not!) have had to pay for their HEAVILY-INSURED equipment replacement for Gustav, Rita, Ike & Katrina AT DOUBLE THE ACTUAL RETAIL PRICE, all of this fucking time, whilst their stockholders & board members sit on their asses, DO NOTHING, and RAKE IN THE CASH, FISTFUL BY FISTFUL. Fuck a buncha Entergy. I hope that they all get anal cancer.
But if I want to move into the only available apartment (well, available to ME, anyway, unlike the lying racist BITCH-BOY & his scummier female "boss," at the Filmore Parc Apartments in Mid-City/NOLA, on St.Anthony Street, THE safest neighborhood outside of the wealthy side of St. Charles Avenue), I have to use ENTERGY. THOSE racist Filmore Parc cunts rejected/pretended to "lose" my application BECAUSE I WAS WHITE. Wellllll, *FUCK,* 'scuse the HELL outta ME for breathing! Ain't like I *chose* to be fluorescent-colored!
And if that snotty, idiotic little queen who lied to me on the phone had seen a picture of "Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa Dave," allegedly the first native-born AMERICAN on my paternal side (there's a helluva lot of us here, fleeing the potato famine and the "eminent domain" cockbites of England!) — anyway, there are no pictures of that FIRST-emigrated ancestor, but his offspring Dave, wellll… yeah, he had a LOTTA Choctaw & Cherokee in him, along with the Scots-Irish, but the rest was, well, to put it colloquially, "REDBONE INDIAN."
If I could afford a DNA panel, I *bet* that I am AT LEAST *as* "black" as the little bigots who illegally deprived me of federally-subsidized housing in THE best neighborhood POSSIBLE in gubmint housing in New Orleans. One'a these days, when I can have a rabid-Akita lawyer on a tight leash, I am SOOOOO gonna sue those bitches 'til their eyes bleed! Same for the cripple/woman-hating little bitch-boys at SHIT STATION, from when I will NEVER make the mistake of shopping for clearance-sale shoes AGAIN.
And that concludes tonight's rambling rant about everything under the fucking sun. Oh, and leave Helen Thomas the fuck alone, dammit, she's got kin folks in Gaza, so she ought to fucking KNOW more about that situation than the idiot newbies (who wouldn't know journalism if it bit 'em on their yuppie-scum asses!!) who are shitting all over that woman's fifty-year career! She's not a fucking HATER, she's a REALIST. The Israeli ambassador can go on "The Colbert Report" and speak smilingly and condescendingly about the "terrorists" that they just fucking SLAUGHTERED, who were, far as I've seen, were delivering FOOD — Mister Slick-Ass Ambassador can smirk and sneer all that he wants, but I could SMELL the lies FROM HERE.
Not going into the whole thing, they're doing hellacious wrong on BOTH SIDES, but on this one, Israel really screwed the proverbial pooch.
Speaking of FUCKING Entergy…. those sleazy bastards want a "do over" of the Vermont House vote for them to close the falling apart VT Yankee Nuclear Disaster Waiting To Happen plant as scheduled by their license. Yup they are definitely lower then pond scum.
What, Three Mile Island wasn't ENOUGH for the sick bastards?!?!?!?
BTW, did I mention that they're building ANOTHER fucking REACTOR, right up the ass of the 25-YEAR-OLD reactor up in West Redneckistan, RIGHT ON THE MOTHERFUCKING RIVER (well, isn't THAT conveeeeenient!!)???
Yeah, good luck with that bullshit about how the Mizzippi River is gonna "wash away" all of that fucking UNSWEETENED CRUDE OIL!!!!!!! Right, and a Massingill douche will clean-up NAPALM!!!!!!
Idiots-in-denial republicunt lap-dog bitches who call themselves "reporting" so-called "news" on the FUX & NBC affiliates in Baton Redneck Republicunt fucking ROUGE… talk about a herd that needs some SERIOUS thinning…!!!!!!
That's the ONLY fucking reason that I can say is a "good" thing that I got fucked AGAIN outta making it back to Orleans: NOT HAVING TO DRINK ***THAT*** TAP WATER!!!!!!
Nobody in Minnesota or Missouri or Arkansas evvvver thinks about who has to drink or bathe in that filthy fucking river water, do they. Yup, the Cunt Of America, from whence we are ALL raped on a regular basis ('member when I tol' y'all that Louisiana is this country's PETRI DISH/GENOCIDAL TEST-RUN LAB?!??! Never doubt Annti's gut…), THAT is what people have to live on, be it straight from that filthy brown river or the groundwater that is tainted by it every second of every day.
I wonder if those rich white hetero male "libruls" up Nawth ever think about THAT shit… Yeah, about as much as republicunt drones/petro-pharma-corporate whores "THINK" when they're chanting, "DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!!"
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