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What All the Fuss Is About

Posted by Realist on April 1, 2007 – 3:45 pm

With music, thank you Tom Waits.

Yes, I know this is all over the place, but you MOBers get the full frontal.

UPDATE: From my Harper’s Weekly e-mail: The statement “In New York City, someone stole the penis of a chocolate Jesus” is not true; the source was a satire website that was mistakenly thought to be a genuine news source. Harper’s Weekly apologizes for the error. I did so want it to be true.


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  1. 1. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    I wonder where he got the exact anatomical measurements to build this thing… And what would happen if they left Don-O-Ho alone in the room with Great Chocolaty Jeebus and his nougaty goodness…

  2. 2. Saborlas Said:

    It’s amazing how riled up people can get when you remind them visually that Jesus did indeed have a penis.

    Mmm, cream filled Jesus penis…

    /just creeped someone out, I’ll wager

  3. 3. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Not so much with the creepy, darling, as reminding us all, yet again, that you are such a huge SLUT!

    heh heh heh heh heh heh….

    And yes, it takes one to know one.

    Although honestly, even though he’s built like The Boy of yore, I just don’t get very excited over Chocolate Jeebus. Ask me again when I’m PMSing… I prolly won’t get horny for him, but I’d prolly eat the hell out of him, nougat and all.

  4. 4. Donnie McDaniel Said:

    I bet he melts in your mouth and not in your hands! Bwahaha!

  5. 5. Saborlas Said:

    Annti: Just because I’m easy like Sunday Morning, that don’t mean you should be using such nasty names. :P

    donnie: I wasn’t gonna be the one to trot out that ancient gag! Thanks for taking one for the team.

    Mmm, sacrelicious!

  6. 6. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Aw, come ON, Saborlas — you brag about your slutty exploits ALLLLLL the time — by now, it’s public-use free verse! It’s like making a Shakespeare reference, only without the in-depth Victorian footnotes!

    So shaaadddaaaappppp, ya big galoot.

  7. 7. Saborlas Said:

    Actually, I don’t really date much. It’s an unfair stereotype that bisexuals are promiscuous, we’re actually no more than any other person.

    I may make naughty comments every now and then, but that’s hardly the same as jumping into the sack with a different person each night.

  8. 8. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Oh, lookit who’s suddenly Miss Primly Priggish.

    Who shot your sense of humor, and was it a slow and painful death?

    BTW, having dated bisexual men (knowingly or not) WAY TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES, I can personally vouch for the fact that it’s not a STEREOTYPE if they KEEP LIVING UP TO IT. Granted, I’m happily in retirement, but back in the day, I was one helluva big ol’ bi slut my damned self, so I can vouch DOUBLY. Nyeh.

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