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Scientific test proves it . . .

Posted by Realist on June 24, 2007 – 2:36 am

Are You a Dickhead?

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Are You a Cool Person?


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  1. 1. SeattleDan Said:

    Well, at least I know now.

  2. 2. Mentis Fugit Said:

    Who just completed Javascript 101?

  3. 3. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Hey, now, Kiwi Boy — no code-slinging pissing contests on my blog!

    Y’all wanna go out behind the barn and whip ‘em out and settle this shit, go right ahead with my blessings.

    But considering that Realist saved my 4+-year-old computer from a sure and certain death based upon shitty advice from a braggart who obviously didn’t know XP from Xtasy, and that without him, my blog wouldn’t still exist, nor would it have all of the pretty buttons and links and masthead that we have now, HE WINS.

    I’m sure that you can top him at some things, and he can top you at other things, but at any rate, he’s my official blog/puter/lifesaver. You wanna help? You wanna contribute? Feel free, m’love, more help is always welcomed.

    But no dick-waggling competitions. Period. And no snotty remarks about each other. If you kids can’t play nice, I will turn this fucking car around RIGHT THE FUCK NOW and NOBODY GETS *ANY* FUCKING ICE CREAM!!!!!!

    And yes, I realize, it was probably just a warm-hearted jab at one coder from another, but right now, I’m in hormonal hell of going cold-turkey on birth-control pills after 20 fucking years of steady hormones, and I’m jonesing for my progresterone harder than Rush Fatfuck Limbaugh joneses for Hillbilly Heroin and underage Dominican boys, and I am DANGEROUS.

    Do. Not. Poke. At. Ranty. Aunty. Annti. With. Sharp. Sticks.

    Love y’all all, but got nooooooooooo fucking patience right now.

  4. 4. Mentis Fugit Said:

    It was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek and snot-free. My batting average this week appears to be shit.

    Hey, *I* haven’t passed Javascript 101, I code in crayon, and my lips move when I debug.

  5. 5. Realist Said:

    Actually, it’s more like Cut-and-Paste 101, but I’m glad you liked it. I was looking for an actual joke in my archives when I came across the snippet of code.

    Better be extra nice to Annti – she’s had a bad week. Month. Year. Decade. (pick one) Anyway, she needs some sugar, so keep it down, willya? You’re all more than welcome to e-mail me directly with any snide comments.

    Besides, I mostly just wanted to push the old XXX graphic down the page a bit so it wouldn’t detract from the glory of the new masthead. And since nobody ELSE was posting, hint, hint . . .

  6. 6. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Yeah, yeah, hint taken, hint taken. It’s just gonna be a goofy picture, but hey, it’s better than nothing, I hope.

    Just so nice to see you boys playing nicely together… Lik’M Aid for everybody! Sugar-highs all-around!

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