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I tried to rehabilitate myself and this was all I could come up with

Posted by mentisfugit on June 24, 2007 – 9:09 am

The latest from the White House Office of Youth Purity!

IRON HYMEN – Abstinence-Only Coolness for Girls

Sex is for FAGS! – Abstinence-Only Coolness for Boys


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  1. 1. Realist Said:

    The worst part for me is how closely you have to look at stuff like this these days in order to be sure it’s some Onion-style parody and not actual wingnuttery.

  2. 2. Mentis Fugit Said:

    Onion-style parody tends to have better layout, presentation, and spelling than actual wingnuttery. The arguments tends to be more coherent too. Seriously.

    I mean, sites like Drudge’s, the Savage Weiner’s, or that Capalert movie review site look like pus, and they’re the real deal.

  3. 3. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    What’s scary about the whole Chickenhead Productions empire is that THEY REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THESE MOUTH-BREATHING FUCKTARDS ARE THINKING, AND *WHY*. It’s not just “parody,” they really nail those motherfuckers to the WALL.

    Whitehouse.org is hysterical, too — they do really good work. I love all of their shit, even when it’s more-than-slightly-wince-inducing.

  4. 4. Saborlas Said:

    Nailing these motherfuckers to a wall… that’s a cause I can get behind! I’m sure I got a nailgun around here… it ain’t a SUPER nailgun from the original Quake, but it’ll get the job done. Still wondering what I did with that Quad Damage powerup. Hope someone didn’t use it to open a jar or something.

  5. 5. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    What I wouldn’t give to have access to DOOM2-style tools/weapons, or even my newly-applied Quake (Thanks again and again to Realist!!!) toys… *sigh*

    What a different world it could be, eh?

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