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Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on September 14, 2006 – 3:53 am

Ann Richards died tonight.

First that piece of shit George W. Bush got her (well, his daddy and Karl and Unca Dick did it for him), then the tobacco douchebags got her, then the cancer.

Doesn’t it just fucking figure.

A strong, intelligent, tougher-than-a-ten-penny-nail woman just HAD to be attacked from all sides.

I hope to fuck and back that my former friend in Beaumont, Joy, is eating her fucking heart out right now, because it was illiterate, willfully-ignorant Texans like her who allowed a fucking carpetbagging cokehead fratboy MORON steal that state from Ann Richards, and forever doom the rest of the fucking PLANET.

Ann Richards could have done so much good for this country, and the world. She was one of the funniest people on the planet, and one of the very few remaining redeeming qualities of Texas.

I swear, there’s a hex on Texas women with opinions and creativity… like Janis. So, of course, the Simpson sisters will live for-fucking-EVER.

*sigh*

Life sucks and the people who NEED to die never do, but we always lose the best ones. I hope to hell that Jimmy Carter has good doctors and the best Secret Service agents on the planet, especially since that idiotic Cuntasleeza has recently opined that Jimmy “doesn’t know” enough to critique current U.S. foreign policy. Yes, beyond ironic, beyond idiotic, just flat-out fucking SURREAL statement there.

Ann, we love you and we miss you. Please come back soon, this earth needs more like you. If you don’t get promoted out of the recycling, and you do come back, PLEASE come back as Barbara Bush’s hospice nurse, if anything that evil can ever die, and can do so slowly and very painfully. PleasepleasepleasePLEASE!!!


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  1. 1. amerikan_psycho Said:

    oh god, oh god, oh god (i don’t even believe in him/her/it–my godz are more like Nature and Bast). totally gutted here. oh, and i stole a lot of your post, hope you don’t mind.

    fucking bloody hell! damn them all to the hells of their own belief systems which is one of my well-worn cliches.

  2. 2. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Yes’m.

    I know that A.R. wasn’t perfect, but she did a damned fine job of more than making up for it. And looking at the broads my age, and the Baby Boomers who are way ahead of me, I fear that they aren’t making women as strong, or funny, or creative as her anymore.

    Maybe you young chicks may be the hope…

  3. 3. An Angry Old Broad Said:

    Well shit,I liked Ann.Not a bad old broad for being a politician and all.

    You know Annti,I don’t think it’s all lost yet.I’ve been spending lots of time over at Atilla’s school,and the girls I see there aren’t buying into the beauty myth and stuff.They seem to want to be at school too.I’ll report back when I see some of the class artwork and creative writing.

    These kids need someone to show them and talk to them about literature,sciences,the arts.Little ol’ subversive me is going to be sneaking all kinds of stuff to these kids,I have a plan(mwahahaha).All it takes is the right thing with the right kid,and whammo,inspiration.And you never know who will take something cool and run with it.

    Being around the kids for awhile every day makes me feel a little better about things.This is a mostly white,upper middle class school in the suburbs too,and these kids aren’t all vapid and dumb.I heard a girl playing the violin yesterday and she blew me away,13 yrs old.

    It ain’t over,not by a long shot.

  4. 4. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Well, darlin’, I hope that you’re right. And watch your back — even as a volunteer, they’re watching your ass, y’know. The least little sign of atheism, anarchy, or other subversive thought patterns will probably get you blown right outta the water.

    That’s what happened to my subbing gig, y’know. So go forth and do great things, m’dear, just keep yer eyes and ears open and yer ass covered. Public schools have become the fiefdom of religious, sexist, and racist bigots of all shapes & sizes, and if your expansive mind throws a monkey-wrench (even if they only PERCEIVE you as a monkey-wrench), they’ll ditch ya. Quick.

    But I’m so glad that you’re in there, you do give me some small hope.

    And btw, in case anybody’s wondering, I had to abbreviate the extended “FUCK” in the title, because Blogger has a weird little glitch about that — they can’t wrap/align the rest of the page if you’ve got one really long word in the title, and it throws the whole page all to fuck and back. The blogroll was all the way at the bottom, which irks the shit outta me.

  5. 5. amerikan_psycho Said:

    Maybe you young chicks may be the hope…

    you talkin’ to me? i’m prolly old enough to be your mom. at the end of august, i posted ‘it’s all about me’ w/a couple of pics taken recently: me in the mirror (too lazy to ‘do’ hair my way) and my total fave apart from the humidity in London wilted my spiked up hair.

    shit! the doorbell. ex-BF’s here. fuuuuuck! (he was great for my ego, though–20 years younger, really cute and brilliant as fuckall). bastard!

    i shall try to check in tomorrow in the midst of more helping ex-BF’s moving and once more on saturday before my entire world turns to shit. again. lol, kinda. but really.

  6. 6. BB Said:

    It’s times like this when I wanna believe in a heaven.

    ‘Specially one where you can smoke, drink, eat, and carouse without fear of the consequences–there are no consequences!

    If there’s a heaven like that, Ann’s holding court.

  7. 7. On Second Thought Said:

    Ann will always be my governor. And in my heart, she’ll always be the governor of Texas.

  8. 8. An Angry Old Broad Said:

    Oh honey,I KNOW what happens when the school board thinks you’re too free thinking for them.I went up against them many years back,fighting for autism classes for Atilla instead of him being branded”a behavior problem” and thrown into a class with sometimes violent kids.I won,btw,but not before making some board members look like real assholes.

    This year I’m posing as Suburban Mom(well,sort of,I dress like the kids,no soccer mom gear for me,won’t happen,ever)/Highly Concerned Parent.Which probably won’t last long,I’m already clashing with the PTSA over what an”environmental”after school club should and shouldn’t be doing(like chopping down tons of trees on the school property to build a”nature trail”.I’m going to bring up that the kids will just use it to party and have sex,heehee,that oughta strike fear into the hearts of admin types).Our PTSA is a club for refined”ladies”,not much room for a rock and roll mom like myself.I’ve done battle with them before,mostly over how LAME I think they are.

    They don’t scare me a bit.What are they gonna do,ban me from school for having opinions?I hope they try,I’d adore suing them.I have every right to be present in my kid’s school.Fuck ‘em if they don’t like it.

    Wait til I get into the media center(aka the school library)and start fooling around,heh,heh.

    When you have a kid in special ed classes,you get a booklet with ALL the rights a parent has listed point by point.Admins think most parents won’t read it,which is true.But this little old upstart DID read her copy.

    These people are part of the same bunch that suspended a girl for pretending her grape juice at lunch was wine.She was just being snarky,acting like a wine critic,and they booted her out the door.”Zero Tolerance”,for humor obviously.

  9. 9. Terrible Said:

    America has lost another decent politician. And they don’t come along everyday.

  10. 10. David Said:

    “Poor George. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.”

    Best. Line. Ever.

    Dave

  11. 11. Mentis Fugit Said:

    An Angry Old Broad:
    These people are part of the same bunch that suspended a girl for pretending her grape juice at lunch was wine.She was just being snarky,acting like a wine critic,and they booted her out the door.”Zero Tolerance”,for humor obviously.

    You know, there’s so much outrage to go around that something tiny like this should count for nothing, but really it is so symptomatic of the greater malaise.

    Simply lost for words. What are these people?

  12. 12. An Angry Old Broad Said:

    Mentis,they’re administrators.They don’t spend time with the kids,they sit in an office all freaking day making up rules and regulations to drain the life out of the school day.THAT’S the problem.Teachers make around 30K a year,some of the admin assholes make 6 figures.I assure you if we got rid of 90%of those admin jobs and spent the money ON the kids(novel concept,no?)the benefits would be outstanding.

    I’m gonna miss Ann,after dealing with school matters all day today,it really drove home the point that we have so few women who stand up to the powers that be and give them hell.

  13. 13. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Well, Rimone, I guess it was the little garnet-eyed minx in your avatar that led me astray age-wise, but you can’t see wrinkle one in either shot, so where ya goin’ with this?

    And BB, darlin’, from your lips to the fates’ ears…

    Second Thought, I second your opinion. If only we could depose Governor GoodHair…

    AAOB, darlin’, I’d like to find the nitwit administrators who went apeshit over grape juice and introduce them to a little thing that I like to call “REALITY.”

    It looks remarkably like a four-way tire tool.

    AMEN, Terrible.

    And David, if you get the chance, read what Molly Ivins wrote about Ann back in the day… Ann Richards should’ve gone on the road as a fucking comedian/political activist, ’cause she’d have slayed ‘em every damned time.

    And dear Mentis, these people are the same people who LONG for a real Stepford. These are the people who want Big Brother to do their thinking FOR THEM. These are the people that think mediocrity is the safe place to be, and safety, above all else, is the pinnacle of human achievement.

    Oh, and AAOB, when are you gonna run for the school board already?!?!?

  14. 14. amerikan_psycho Said:

    Anntichrist: ‘Well, Rimone, I guess it was the little garnet-eyed minx in your avatar that led me astray age-wise, but you can’t see wrinkle one in either shot, so where ya goin’ with this?

    i love that avatar cause apart from the flashing eyes, she appears as i did like in the 70s and 80s (before i went back to Uni and was admonished to appear as an adult and not be a bad example to my students). but i’m still the same inside (hah! take /that/ (directed to my authoritarian mom who still thinks i should ‘grow up’).

    about the actual photos, i think the one good thing my parents gave me was some kinda genes for looking much younger than my age. my mom’s 89 and looks like she’s in her 60s.

    ps, thank you for taking the time to change my URL to Dateline: Bristol

  15. 15. stinkeye Said:

    Annti

    We must circle the wagons around Molly Ivins.

    Rain down your thunder, Barbara Jordan.

    Rain down your wit, Silver Fox.

  16. 16. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Ayyyyy-mennnnn, Twin Sistah Stinkeye!!!

    So glad that you came to visit… Now if I could only sic you on Governor GoodHair of TX, THEN we’d see some progress!

    Rimone: I’ve always wanted to shave my head, since I was 15, anyway, and never have had the guts. And by now, the ol’ noggin is so scarred-up, I’d be mistaken for an escapee from the state mental hospital, so I still don’t do it.

    And then there’s that clusterfuck from when I donated my hair to Locks Of Love and the trailer-trash uber-cunt at Fantastic Sam’s not only butchered me out of 2 inches of good hair, she also threw away half of my donation… grrrrr…. I shouldn’t start talking about my hair, it just gets me all upset, all over again… *sigh*

  17. 17. amerikan_psycho Said:

    i wish i could shave my head again like that but i won’t/can’t–i’d frighten people away (more). let’s just say that i have huge hair issues (among my other issues).

  18. 18. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Doesn’t EVERY woman that was raised in Murka?

    We’re trained from birth that NOTHING about our natural selves is “GOOD ENOUGH.” Hair, body, tits, ass, legs, pubes, face, fingers, toes, heels, EVERYFUCKINGTHING.

    I’ve finally gotten to an age where I do what is comfortable for ME. If I feel like dressing all girly-girly, I do it. If I feel like having hairy legs and pits and no makeup for months, I do it. Of course, a lot of this is also influenced by the fact that, even if I wanted all of those “grooming” (inferiority) products, I can’t afford them, but then, I refuse to be economically held hostage by EVIL MARKETERS.

    (See also: Bill Hicks)

    Right now, I’ve got about 13 bucks in the bank and five in my purse, and no more money coming in until the first. But since I’m the property of the federal government and they keep tabs on my checking account, I can’t do what a lot of bloggers do and have a contribution button or an Amazon wish list.

    I know that I’m belaboring the point, but money-panic has me chewing the insides of my cheeks and constant heartburn. I whine. Life sucks. So forth and so on, blah blah blah.

    So yes, boycott the “beauty” mafia and rebel against the “mandate” to keep all women feeling “inferior.”

  19. 19. amerikan_psycho Said:

    exactly what you said above, apart from i haven’t dressed girly in ages. me: black T-shirt, black jeans, black Cons or boots in winter.

    I refuse to be economically held hostage by EVIL MARKETERS.

    (See also: Bill Hicks)’

    BILL HICKS IS MY GOD (HERO). if you go to my mp3 index or put hicks in the ‘search rimone’ field, you’ll have his mp3 that i’ve thrown up (r-click and save). and of course, he was appreciated over here way more than in the States.

    i’ve been on US welfare, food stamps, medicaid many many, can’t count how many times.

    property of the federal government and they keep tabs on my checking account, I can’t do what a lot of bloggers do and have a contribution button or an Amazon wish list.

    FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS TO ME. makes me hate them more.

    money-panic has me chewing the insides of my cheeks and constant heartburn.

    i’ve been living in a flat which was paid for by Career Boy until recently. i have just enough money for one more month and not the strength (emotional or physical) to even pack, much less move. i’ve spent almost the last year waking up in a total panic which lasts all day w/only able to sleep about 3 hours at night (if i was lucky). things recently changed, no thanks to the NHS but because i took matters into my own hands which i totally won’t go into on the page. anyway, my money situ is the same but i’d rather be depressed than sitting here w/intense heart palpitations and churning stomach 24/7 on top of the depression.

    ps, i hate to go on about living here but another thing i love is that it’s common for women TV presenters to be over 40 and look it, and totally not thin. on the other hand, the worst thing is that EVERYTHING is so fucking expensive, i’m still amazed (people tell me to quit converting whatever into $ but i can’t help it)

  20. 20. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Y’ever notice, Rimone, that the only time most of us think about money (since it isn’t what DEFINES us or makes us feel “worthwhile” as human beings) is when we can’t GET ANY?!?!? I’m very privileged to have the friends that I have, but yes, it still sucks that Social Security thinks that anybody can actually pay the utilities and rent and gas for the trips to the doctors, etc. I’ve said it before, I’ll probably never stop saying it — too many people in this country, ESPECIALLY the kumquats who get the civil-service jobs where they can decide other people’s lives and VERY FATES from behind their tacky-ass desks — RESENT THE *FUCK* out of anybody on disability, because most of the assholes in this country think that it’s a form of ***WELFARE***. They never even realize that the MAJORITY of people who are on SSI and/or Disability had to EARN THAT FUCKING MONEY IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE, between working careers and fighting the federal government and the inherent bigotry to GET their benefits.

    IT’S NOT FUCKING WELFARE.

    It’s money that I’ve PAID IN FROM ALL OF THE SHIT JOBS THAT I’VE WORKED SINCE I WAS TWELVE YEARS OLD.

    Yes, there are people who are born into SSI because of birth defects, child abuse, what-have-you. But most of the folks on Disability didn’t get an easy break, didn’t get a “free ride” — they’re living on DIRT money, after working their WHOLE FUCKING LIVES.

    And the scumbag lawyers who manage to suck away 1/3 of their settlements are the lowest form of life on the planet. Granted, it took me 12 years to get it, and no “lawyer” (or their illiterate “clerks”) would take my case, so I did it ALL ON MY OWN.

    So yes’m, I feel yer pain. England certainly sounds a helluva lot more civilized than here, but do they still get good blues acts or real soul food over there? I mean, those people BOIL BEEF. I’d probably love the hell out of the culture and the people, but the food… well, they do have good curry, right?

    And darlin’ heart, I know how much they love Bill Hicks over there, even to the point of pausing Parliament to honor the tenth anniversary of his passing. He was a god in the British Isles, no doubt. As he should’ve been EVERYWHERE.

    I’ve been a Hicks fan since ’89, but despite a really shitty day job at a comedy club, never got the chance to see him live. The first four albums, though, are permanently imrinted upon my brain.

    That was the man that I should’ve married, dammit. It just ain’t right.

    And anytime that you wanna drop me a line, my e-mail address should be available through my Blogger info. I don’t put it in the comments because of trolls like that Kinky-wannabe up the page.

  21. 21. amerikan_psycho Said:

    yep, once again, i totally agree w/all your above. and i forgot the countless times i was rejected for disability.

    before i left the States, i got the one and only social security thing that told me if i never worked an on-the-books job again, i’d have 125$ monthly to look forward to for the rest of my life when i became age-eligible. oh yeah, that’ll really help, you fucking asswipes.

    sad (and totally ashamed) to say i NEVER heard of Bill Hicks until these English dudes played me one of his CDs back in 2003 and i totally fell in love w/him. i ran out and got/read his ‘love all the people.’ then i cried more.

    this cracks me up, your do they still get good blues acts or real soul food over there? I mean, those people BOIL BEEF. I’d probably love the hell out of the culture and the people, but the food… well, they do have good curry, right?

    good blues acts, oh yes, especially in London and Bristol (thank fuck). haven’t seen any soul food places apart from in london but never tried them (not due to me–to the friends w/whom i was w/at the times, some of whom are black–go figure, cause i can’t).

    the food? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! puuuuuuure shit! e.g., i used to eat a lot of apples in NYC, at least 6 or 7 a day. all the apples here taste all mushy inside and i keep away from them. and their combinations of readymade foods and herbs in sandwiches and tv dinners and such suck balls. just awful. it’s like they never heard of mustard but stick mayo in EVERYthing. typical sandwich: tuna and corn kernals. oy oy oy. and ONE kind of bread, like they never heard of rye or pumpernickel or anything like that. and their rolls? fuhgeddabouddit.

    then again, there are laws here which totally prohibit the adding of any sugar, salt or MSG to any food. in the States, as you must know, sugar, salt &c are blithely added to meats, fish, poultry or whatever. my tastebuds are used to things like that and so everything tastes like shit to me. the curry’s really good, but at most places, the spices are just wrong. and the pizza? for-fucking-geddit. no real pizza places where mozarella is a goddamned staple—it’s like extra (and tastes like crap).

    they do have an excellent array of delicious cheeses. that’s about it–even their Haagen Dazs and/or Ben and Jerry’s imports are these weirdass flavors. i mean, they don’t carry plain strawberry–it’s like ‘strawberrry cheesecake’ here and tastes like strawberry lite, very frustrating and just awful. and no coffee icecream. i could scream–i used to eat a tub of one or the other every night while watching films before i left. no more.

    i might’ve said this on your site already but around christmas time, when people in the states ask me what i’d like them to send me that i can’t get here, i tell them ‘flavor.’ they think i’m joking. i’m not.

    ps, i did look on your blogger page for an email contact first but never found one, just your site here, which is why i asked on another thread. got a mail from you late last night and will get back to you ASAP on that.

  22. 22. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    I can’t understand why the e-mail information isn’t on my profile; I’ll go fart around in there in a minute.

    And I promise, Rimone, if I ever hit the Powerball (ha!), I’ll send you some care packages of good food. You like cajun and creole and plain ol’ home-cookin’ stuff? I might be able to hook you up with some NY bagels, but the ice cream, well, that’s a long shot.

    And my friend who just moved back to Boston had to do so because The Great State Of Louisiana decided that she was suddenly “cured” of lifelong suicidal depression (b/c of abuse issues that you can guess) and bipolar disorder, and they TOTALLY STRIPPED HER OF HER BENEFITS, because the illiterate cocksuckers that pass for Social Security “judges” in Louisiana didn’t *BELIEVE* her FIFTEEN YEARS OF DOCUMENTED THERAPY AND TREATMENT. Oh, and down here, they still consider fibromyalgia (she & I both have it) as a “women’s complaint,” i.e., NOT A REAL ILLNESS.

    Welcome to the 13th Century.

  23. 23. amerikan_psycho Said:

    Annti: f I ever hit the Powerball (ha!), I’ll send you some care packages of good food

    awww, that’s such a sweet thought. i wuv you (in a non-threatening way)

    mmmmmmmm…cajun and creole and plain ol’ home-cookin’ stuff… glurghhhllll drooooool *in a Homer voice*

    about your friend, who was stripped of her benefits after documented for 15 years, i wish i could stretch my scrawny little arm over there and wring their fucking necks, bigtime. cocksucking bastards doesn’t even cover how i’m feeling (just woke up and can barely think much less curse good, for once).

    oh wait–we’ve got this war(s) goin’ on and thass th’ important stuff amerika needs our money for. silly me, how could i forget?

    forgot about this: Y’ever notice, Rimone, that the only time most of us think about money (since it isn’t what DEFINES us or makes us feel “worthwhile” as human beings) is when we can’t GET ANY?!?!?’

    when i quit dealing and went back to Uni to become a teacher, i ran into a few of my former clients. when they asked what i was doing and i told them, they were all looking at me like i was crazy e.g., ‘what’s wrong w/you? how come you didn’t make a bundle /like we did/ in the late 80s?

    i was all ‘you assholes decided to go work on wall street in your yup uniforms or whatever. fuck you.’

    yeah, money talks but only dipshits judge people on how much they’re worth. i was sooo impressed. NOT. morons.

  24. 24. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    *sigh*

    I still want to dig Reagan up and kick his dessicated ass.

    If I ever get to Cali, I am SO gonna piss on that grave.

    I never thought that I’d really miss the ’70s, but that was the last time that the bureaucracy WORKED. Help for the disabled, help for the poor, the uneducated, the disenfranchised, the elderly, the marginalized… Education — PUBLIC EDUCATION was still WORTH A SHIT, ’cause they hadn’t ever fucked the kids over by TEACHING THE TEST like they do now. (How come nobody noticed how fucked-up “No Child’s Behind Left Behind” was in TEXAS, where it WENT DOWN IN FUCKING ***FLAMES***?!??!?!!)

    I remember having teachers who were INVENTIVE, innovative, not so much radical as quietly subversive… and FUN! And I don’t mean like Barney’s Thorazine Kids “fun” — I mean real, true wit and improvisational skills to handle whatever came.

    *sigh*

    They either don’t make ‘em like that anymore, or they don’t WANT ‘em like that anymore. Probably why I never found a permanent teaching job, aside from the fact that Dumbya has DESTROYED the arts & humanities and there’s way too many English majors in the fucking world (Drama & Communications/Liberal Arts major, English minor).

    And yet the interviewers & analysts at the NOLA school board fucking LOVED ME!

    *sigh*

    So yeah, the 70s had their high points. They were called “social services” but they really did build the infrastructure that created the few quality people in the arts, education, and social services that still exist today.

  25. 25. amerikan_psycho Said:

    still want to dig Reagan up and kick his dessicated ass.

    If I ever get to Cali, I am SO gonna piss on that grave.

    me too and for other things like not recognising AIDS for what? 6 or 7 years? i lost a LOT of friends thanks to that shit.

    not so surprisingly, i agree w/everything else you said. i never missed the 70s but in light of your above, oh yeeeeeeahhhhhhhh.

    They either don’t make ‘em like that anymore, or they don’t WANT ‘em like that anymore

    don’t wannem. keep US all stupid and make sure kids today grow up that way and fuck any critical thinking.

  26. 26. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Y’know why they want everybody to just do math and enough “science” to keep the administrators happy but WITHOUT PISSING OFF THE BIBLE-BANGING MORONS WHO THINK THAT ADAM & EVE WALKED IWTH THE DINOSAURS??!?!

    Because there will always be a need for A SERVANT CLASS.

    That’s their biggest industry, producing the “low-grade” people that they can laugh at, deprive of their rights, keep buried in poverty, and get to treat like shit every day of their privileged little fucking soulless-cunt lives.

  27. 27. amerikan_psycho Said:

    i am getting SO sick of saying ‘what you said’ but hey: EVERYTHING YOU SAID ABOVE. :-)

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