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Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on July 20, 2007 – 11:56 pm


R.I.P. Miss Tommie Two-Toes.

I hope that wherever you are in the universe, that you get to rejoin your little brother Smudge and be happy and free of the stupidity and filthy ignorance of inbred, mouth-breathing bipedal primates who never appreciated your wisdom or the joy that you gave.


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  1. 1. Saborlas Said:

    I hate to be the doofus, but how does the death of a cat equate to For The Win?

  2. 2. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    If you’d looked at the fake URL that I liked in the title, you’d have seen that it means *FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!*

    Tommie was murdered, just like Smudge was, only this time, they let me bury her, instead of throwing her little body into the dumpster like they did with him.

    BTW, the zipper-pull tattoo that I had installed after my FIRST spine surgery — on the little toggle (the pull part), instead of the initials of the maker, I also put “FTW”. Had I known that I’d have to go through a second, and then a THIRD surgery, maybe I’d have had it SPELLED OUT for the hack surgeon who fucked me up THIS time.

  3. 3. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    that I LINKED to the title.

    Fuck.

    Can’t even fucking TYPE today.

    Wish that I could’ve afforded a necropsy, though, to PROVE that the white-trash, trailer-queen, fat-assed midget cunt LandSkanky was murdering the babies that I’d helped raise, from birth on, and nursed Smudge through an infection after his neutering.

  4. 4. Saborlas Said:

    99% of the time I’ve seen it used, FTW has meant For The Win. Actually, I think this is the first time I’ve seen it mean anything else.

    And you goofed up the link. Take another look at the URL. A mistake that I’ve been known to make, on occasion. Mostly due to Blogger insisting that every link URL start with http:// before starting the www part. Otherwise it assumes you’re linking to a page on your own blog. One would think that starting a link with www. would be a massive clue that you were linking to something external, but the codemonkeys in charge of Blogger seem to be a SPECIAL kind of stupid.

  5. 5. home_kmw Said:

    I am really sad about Smudge & Tommy. I wish I could think of a way to keep them away from the truck. Get a dog to pee on it or something?

  6. 6. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    I dunno. Same guy, same truck, both babies, 2 months or less apart in deaths.

    I’ll never forget them, for damned sure. I’ve helped neuter/spay over 45 cats thus far, but those two, they were my babies. I just wish that I could’ve gotten a more recent picture of Tommie — she’d gotten so big, so long-legged and gamine, she was beautiful. Unfortunately, the only recent pictures that I have of her are post-mortem, and I won’t be posting them on the blog, by a long shot. To many sick fuckers in this world who’d PLAY with pictures like that.

    Or, if they’re Santorum, whack-off to it.

  7. 7. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    BTW, Kathy From Sparks, I will *never* forget what you have done for me, not just the camera, which is amazing, but the portrait of the babies — as soon as somebody else breaks-up the cat thread of posts, I’m going to put the comp version of it up here.

    Love ya.

  8. 8. kc Said:

    Damn, that sucks. I am sorry, Annti.

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