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Who’d they wack now?

Posted by Terrible on August 22, 2007 – 4:02 am

Wednesday August 22, 2007 4:46 AM

DALLAS (AP) – Paramedics were called to the Maine seaside vacation home of former President Bush and his wife, Barbara, on Tuesday after one of the couple’s houseguests became ill.

Update: “John C. Jansing, the husband of Bush’s cousin Shelley Bush Jansing, was taken by paramedics late Tuesday to the emergency room at Southern Maine Medical Center in Biddeford. Efforts to revive him were unsuccessful.”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/22/AR2007082200800.html

They’re ‘calling’ it a heart attack……


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  1. 1. SeattleTammy Said:

    Well!

    at least: “It was not one of them,”

    Does anything else sum up America so well?

    Least they didn’t shoot ‘im. That’s sayin’ something.

  2. 2. RenB Said:

    It had to have been the head of a corporation. He or she didn’t want to go along, and they poisoned or her. Probably with mushrooms from the Ukraine full of Cäsium 327 from the good old Tschernobyl days.

    And Seattle Tammy: That attitude isn’t just there any more. It went world-wide. Unfortunately

  3. 3. RenB Said:

    should have been Him or her.

    I hate blogger, I really do. And lazarus, my twelve yr old pc is driving me nuts at the moment.

  4. 4. RenB Said:

    Ok, it’s a him.

    Married to a cousin, so ‘not one of US.’

    Now that is interesting and comes closer to what I thought in the first place.

    Huh.

  5. 5. Saborlas Said:

    *hides his Death Note*

  6. 6. Terrible Said:

    ahhhh come on saborlis, we know you can spell george.

  7. 7. Saborlas Said:

    Terrible, apparently you can’t spell Saborlas. And misspelling a name four times would ruin the note.

    I just have writer’s block. I was thinking something about auto-erotic asphyxiation gone tragically wrong, but if he can’t get his hands on a rope, nothing will happen. It has to be physically possible. So we can rule out the Care Bears killing him with their Prozac Lasers.

    There are an awful lot of annoying rules about this damn thing… at least I’m not dumb enough to do the eye swap.

  8. 8. Terrible Said:

    OPPS!!

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