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Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on November 7, 2007 – 5:00 am

I wanted to link to a specific Boondocks strip (11/06/07) that I got in my e-mail today, but the fuckers won’t let you image-link, and when I save the strips and post them directly, they always come out too fucking small to read, and fuck no, I am in no mood to fuck with a fucking image host. Aaron needs to get off of his ass and write some new fucking strips anyway.

Basically, I hate everything and everyone and want the whole planet to not exist, especially Sarah Jessica Parker. She was so cool when we were young and all Square Pegs and shit, but now, she’s just a marketing whore, just like everybody else.

Speaking of which, though the other shoe hasn’t dropped yet, Teh Dick has offered to front me $400 (apparently a “gift,” though I’m sure that it’ll cost me somehow, it always does) if I can raise the other $400 to fix my bleeding/exposed-root cavity and get a partial (fake front teef) from the ghetto dentist. I said that I’d try, but I don’t see why anybody else should give a fuck about my teef, when there are actual PROBLEMS out in the fucking world, and it’s not like I got it done right last time, and I’d like, at some point in the future, for my “blogging” (if you can call it that) to be more about being a begging whore. And it’s kinda hard to suck up to people and expect them to entrust you with their hard-earned dough when you hate every living thing and half of the undead ones. Especially Marilyn Manson for charging so fucking much for souvenirs from his fucking concerts (allegedly).

Chantix doesn’t work, depo-provera gives you osteoporosis, and fentanyl has somehow turned into pure evil. Especially when you stop taking it. Granted, the Depo thing is second-hand knowledge, but the other two, I’d testify in court. Oh, and that guy who splayed my guts out on the operating-room table, whilst “somebody” was stealing 12 flexerils out of my purse, so that Good Doctor could put the big plate on the front of my spine to fix all of the damage done by the ’98 wreck and Dr. Jackass — ? Yeah, he fucked me up. You do NOT want the details and there are no pictures. Be thankful for small favors. Y’ever had PMS for an entire fucking MONTH?!?!? Yeah, that goes back to the fucking fentanyl falling-off-the-cliff thing.

And on that lovely note, y’all send get-well wishes to our own beloved Le Petite Fromage, ’cause she just got some really painful-sounding sinus surgery (no, it’s not a nose job, you bitches), and is happy to report that she survived the general anaesthesia and the operation, and is quietly recovering at home, in the care of her beloved and spoiled-rotten familiar, Fergus.

As you were.

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  1. 1. Terrible Said:

    Hope Le Petite Fromage is doing OK. I’m not sure that I can be of much help on the money thing for the teeth, but you know my situation isn’t any too good these days either. I want to though because that isn’t a bad offer if Teh Dick isn’t planning to somehow get twice that back. I’ll try to get my nieces ex to toss in some when he comes by to take up my time tonight. At least he usually brings beer so I don’t bitch much, but since he wastes so much of my free time seems he could do something for me. And I think he may even have a bit of money in his PayPal account which is more then I can say right now. If positive thoughts help any I’m sending all I can spare!!

  2. 2. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Terrible, you are, without a doubt, a wonder of a human being. Thanks for thinking of me.

    (Though how you tolerate ex-in-laws, is beyonnnnd ME. If they didn’t have primary custody of the kids, my nieces’ exes, wellllll, prolly best not to say that one out loud…)

  3. 3. Terrible Said:

    Well the interesting thing there Annti is that my niece seems to have forgotten she had an uncle Ted. The ex Dan isn’t a bad sort, just immature and irresponsible, thus the diviorce. He can be erratating sometimes though. But hey free beer is free beer. :-) The little shit was too hammered when I saw him last night though to bother trying to get him to do a good deed. I’ll see him again in the next few days though and will hit him up for a MOB donation….. hmmmmm…. sounds like a protection racket or something. ;-)

  4. 4. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    heh heh heh… honey, if I could “protect” anybody, my nephew would still be amongst us. Like I said, don’t sweat it too hard, but I love you for always being the first person to try and help. From the Katrina stuff to everyday aggravations, you’re always the first to give, Terrible, and I will never forget that.

  5. 5. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    BTW, I feel you on the narcissistic nieces. ONE showed up at the hospital, one spoke to me on the phone, but never called back. Doesn’t matter what you do for them, it’s never enough or good enough. Hurts like a motherfucker, but I guess that that’s life.

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