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Since I’m trying to electronically sedate myself away from the horror…

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on January 31, 2008 – 1:32 am

…as y’all well know, we are SOOOOO fucking FUCKED. Seeing as how the last Democrat just dropped out of the race and we’re stuck with “Dr. Dean’s” hand-picked Republicunts in Pseudo-Feminist and Milk Chocolate flavors, there is no hope. None. Unless Elizabeth Edwards decides to run in John’s bus and sweeps the general election, all our asses R belong to de Corporate Massahs who already own Biggus Dickus, Bandar Bush and Dumbya Hisself.

So, on that note, since the NSA now has unlimited “authority” to spy on us all now anyway, could y’all go over to Technorati and ping the fuck out of this blog? Okay, not so much ping as “favorite,” but you get the idea. All of this time, and our Technorati “authority” is only EIGHTEEN. I feel so unloved. As I’m sure that all of the far-more-useful MOB bloggers would feel, too, if they cared about this silly shit. Look at our SiteMeter sometimes — the most common Google searches that land most Europeans and Asians here are NOT flattering. Disturbing on levels that even I wouldn’t find amusing…

BTW, if y’all were watching CNN when they showed John Edwards’ little quitter moment live from NOLA, and you noticed a girl with giant curly reddish-purplish hair with orange twinks, that’s Andrea of Get Your Act On, an old bud of mine and still-hyperactive local activist. I am kinda pissed that she didn’t leap over those filler people and thunk J.E. on the fucking forehead for giving up, though. It’s the least that I would’ve done, if I could’ve been there. Not like the Secret Service dinks would’ve cared now anyway.

So what do y’all think? Did he run out of money, get effectively threatened and/or bribed by Dean & the DNC republicunts-in-human-clothing, or was he abducted by aliens and replaced by an ambulance-chaser? Yeah, I know, he WAS an ambulance chaser, and will be again, I’m sure, but dammit, he was a POPULIST ambulance-chaser and not the fucking antichrist like that evil suckface Morris Bart who doomed me to TEN FUCKING YEARS OF SPINE AGONY. Okay, shutting up now, y’all’s turns.

P.S. UPDATE: Whilst searching online for Andrea (who’s been pretty much MIA since I last heard from her in ’05, en route to the march on D.C.), I found something that makes me feel SOOOOOO fucking OLD!!! Among Andrea’s many talents is facepainting (that makes the small-time schlock that I used to do look like COMIC STRIPS, comparatively), and guess who’s on her site as a “model”!! Man, I was so cute back then… *sigh* That was the last Mardi Gras in which I ever participated, and for many, many reasons, most of which having to do with the commodification of female humans. But oh, to be young and dumb and full of… energy… again.

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  1. 1. Terrible Said:

    That’s SO cool you’re on Andreas facepainting site!!

    Yeah I don’t get Edwards quitting either! He pretty much swore he would stay in it until the convention too! I lost a lot of faith in him for not keeping his word.

  2. 2. Terrible Said:

    OT but if you want to show some love to the people of Brattleboro, VT for their efforts to have bush/cheney arrested you can leave some comments here at the Brattleboro Reformer or here at

  3. 3. Terrible Said:

    More of this would be nice: “Vt. lawmakers seek to pull Guard from war”

  4. 4. RenB Said:

    Hey, Terrible, that is WONDERFUL. You guys in Vermont rock. In so many ways. Ornery… but right. Just an idea can get a ball rolling, right?

    Have been looking around the so-called blogosphere. Why in HELL are there so many Edwards mourners, (like myself, he really made me HOPE), and so little results in those elections?

    Some kind of deal has been made, mark my words. Lots of rumours being floated about that he gets to be Attorney General. Well, as much as I would like to see that, I would have preferred to see him as President.

    If he does end up Attorney General, I demand that he send a number of peeps to the Hague.

    (Well, you can dream can’t you?)

    And what gets left over for you? The Punch and Judy Show. Most of you will be too young to remember. The dawn of television.

    tja…. it all so fucking SUCKS.

  5. 5. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Finally got around to it, Terrible. They seem like really good folks up thar. I think that I’m post #47 or something close to that.

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