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Put Coulter Where She Belongs

Posted by Mags on February 5, 2008 – 10:10 pm

Ann Coulter toilet paper

Put her where she belongs
So obvious, so useful, so long, long overdue. The product description is all you really need:

For being a shrill, lying, racist, homophobic, publicity-hungry demagogue who destroys civil discourse with hate speech.

Ann, face your future
It is Ann Coulter X-Wipes toilet paper. It is real. It is from Canada. I don’t know, either.

Doesn’t matter. Buy a case, save for Christmas, give rolls as gifts, make world a better place. Goes well with Bush toilet paper, Cheney toilet paper, Condi Rice toilet paper, et al.

Warning: Sight of Ann Coulter anywhere near genital region could traumatize small children, delay proper toilet training for several years. Just FYI.

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  1. 1. Terrible Said:

    Eeeeeewwwwww!!!! That’s NASTY! Used toilet paper and it looks like the last one to use it had a bad case of the runs to boot.

  2. 2. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Margaret, dear… is there some secretly-held hatred of me of which you’ve never apprised me?

    Seems like you’re trying to reduce me to a quivering puddle of goo in a loosely-clenched fetal position, dear.

    What have I done to deserve this?!?!!?!

    I wouldn’t mind shitting on that vampire transsexual’s face in the least, but A) it wouldn’t be on paper, and B) shim would probably ENJOY IT, thereby depriving ME of the pleasure.

    Though I’m going to have very, very skeery nightmares from this one for a long, long time. If only teh Mor(m)ons hadn’t gone all high-tech on us and gotten caller I.D., I’d have those bastids at yer house by daybreak…

  3. 3. Terrible Said:

    Isn’t it #72 or something before you dial that blocks the caller ID thing? ;-)

  4. 4. Terrible Said:

    It’s *67 but I guess it works some places but not others. We’s got NO fucking privacy!

  5. 5. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    #67 is blocked by most people nowadays, especially corporations like the LDS. Those fuckers caught onto me as soon as I hit the blogosphere, me and my big mouf.

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