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A veritable Pantload of musical goodness

Posted by Realist on March 1, 2008 – 9:23 pm

Jonah’s Song

With apologies to Lennon & McCartney

(click here for soundtrack)

Wing-nut Hack Wri-ter

Wing-nut Hack Wri-ter

Dear Lit’ry critic, please review my work.
It took me years to write ’cause I’m a lazy dork.
It’s based on a falsehood I attempt to tell.
It’s a real tough sell,
when you’re trying to be a Wing-nut Hack Writer!
Wing-nut Hack Wri-ter!

It’s a stupid concept that’s not well thought through,
but I’m asking kindly for a nice review.
If you’d see your way to cutting me some slack,
I can pay you back
when I get to be a Wing-nut Hack Writer!
Wing-nut Hack Wri-ter!

Wing-nut Hack Wri-ter

Wing-nut Hack Wri-ter

If you really hate it, you should just refrain
from saying the cover’s like a Cheetos stain.
If you put my footnotes down or call me out,
then I’ll whine and pout
cause I’ve got to be a Wing-nut Hack Writer!
Wing-nut Hack Wri-ter!

Wing-nut Hack Wri-ter

Wing-nut Hack Wri-ter

Wing-nut Hack Wri-ter


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  1. 1. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You brought TEH DOUGHY PANTLOAD onto the blog!!!!!!!!!!

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry, but I’m brain-dead and every single part of my body is screaming in agony, and when THAT is the first thing that I see on the page, I almost projectile-vomited my junk-food dinner up upon teh keyboard. Which you, of course, would have to fix. Again.

    Brilliant lyrics, but teh IMAGERY… {{{{{{{{shudder!!!}}}}}}}

    Any time that I have to picture Doughy or his lover/”mother” Lucienne, I go through very violent full-body dry heaves that go all the way down to the insides of my pinkie toes.

    You are a bad, bad man.

    Brilliant, but very very bad.

  2. 2. Realist Said:

    You brought TEH DOUGHY PANTLOAD onto the blog!!!!!!!!!!

    But of course. Makes it much easier to reach out and smack him when he’s nearby.

  3. 3. Terrible Said:

    hehehehehehehe…. cute!

  4. 4. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    REALIST:

    Okay, so here we have the full-body SHUDDER and the turning-yourself-inside-out dry heaves.

    You are a very bad man.

    Bad enough that I’ve lost 30 pounds in the past year, you have to CONTRIBUTE to that?!?!?!?!

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