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Daryl Cagle sucks gangrenous republicunt donkey dicks

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on April 19, 2008 – 12:50 am

I’ve unsubscribed from this little wiener’s hackneyed mailing list TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, which is remarkable in that I NEVER FUCKING SUBSCRIBED IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE.

And y’know what happens when you send him an “unsubscribe” e-mail?

IT BOUNCES BACK BECAUSE THE MAILBOX DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST.

Yeah, give free passes to the ever-growing telecom conglomerate beasts (fucking AT&T just fucking merged with YAHOO, neither of which I ever WANTED as a fucking ISP!!!!) as they take over the fucking world and destroy any and all shred of a dream of “privacy” or “civil rights” or “personal freedom” in this country so that their republicunt massahs can rape and pillage what’s left of this country AND the world, but to make a cocksucking profiteering pundit-wannabe douchebag LEAVE PEOPLE THE FUCK ALONE? Oh, THAT is fucking impossible and not worth even your own ISP’s time.

Small potatoes, I know, not nearly as tragic as getting fucked (unwillingly and unpleasantly) by Michael Dell and/or Best Buy, or of having drug-dealing scum threatening your life on a daily basis as you try to eke out a living, or of John Edwards being fucked out of the race by the DINO douchebags who have destroyed the Democratic party and the democratic process. But if you can’t even keep a motherfucker from invading your home through your own fucking computer, how are you gonna kneecap said motherfucker FOR said home invasion?

UPDATE 04.19.08: Daryl’s idiocy is continued in the comments! All together now… uhhhhhmmmm, DER!


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  1. 1. daryl Said:

    Dear Mark,

    If you’ll email us by clicking on the email link in the newsletter we’ll get your message and we can remove your address manually. If you just hit “reply” your email will bounce back, sorry.

    Or you can click on the “unsubscribe link” in the email, but that won’t work if you’re sending from a different address than the email was sent to.

    Sorry, I don’t know how your name got on the list. Anyone can put an email address in for a subscription.

    Best,
    Daryl Cagle

  2. 2. Saborlas Said:

    Gmail has spam protection. It pwns. I haven’t had a spam message show up in my Inbox since… EVER. Kinda hard to argue with six gigs of mail space, too.

  3. 3. Terrible Said:

    I used to check out Daryl Cagle cartoons site pretty regularly but it did seem to get more and more anti-American wingnutty. The international ones there were the best. Haven’t been there in a while though.

  4. 4. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    He’s gone republicunt and he ain’t coming back. No big loss.

    “DEAR MARK”?!!?!??!?!

    Holy ratfuck, Cagle, any of a dozen blogs coulda told you that I’m NOT A DUDE and definitely not a “mark”!!!!!!

    And save me the fucking form-letter responses, punkin, ’cause I’ve sent REPEATED (as you might have noticed in the POST, if you’d done more than GOOGLE YOUR OWN NAME) UNSUBSCRIBE E-MAILS FROM THE ADDRESS IN QUESTION.

    One more time, and maybe you’ll listen this time: THE ADDRESS TO WHICH YOUR UNSUBSCRIBE MAILS ARE SENT DOES NOT FUCKING EXIST and only BOUNCES any attempted UNSUBSCRIBE REPLIES TO IT.

    Hence I’m posting my bitch to my blog.

    Um, der.

    If you’d read the post, dickwad, I wouldn’t have to be replying to you in the fucking COMMENTS.

  5. 5. Saborlas Said:

    mark 1 (märk)
    n.

    13. Slang A person who is the intended victim of a swindler; a dupe.

  6. 6. Mentis Fugit Said:

    “Sorry, I don’t know how your name got on the list. Anyone can put an email address in for a subscription.”

    I’ve scripted the bulk of one opt-in mail-out system and was consulted extensively in the development of another, and a system that allows for that sort of abuse is no kind of system at all. Confirmation is essential.

  7. 7. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Saborlas, with you, I never know if you actually got the joke and are adding to it, of if you missed it entirely and think that I’m the moron. We just don’t read one another very well, do we.

    And thank you, Mentis. I wish that I’d have consulted you when those scumbags (from when I first opened this blog, so imagine the pool from which THEY were drawn) got my HO-mail address and signed me up for that b*e*s*t*i*a*l*i*t*y newsletter (don’t want the animal-abusing freaks googling my fucking comments). That’s why I had to remove it from my profile. Apparently using the word, “beast” in the title means that I deserve that kind of treatment. I remember how naive and silly I was when I first got online, thinking that you could “trust” people — I should’ve known better when starting a blog.

  8. 8. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Oh, and guess what just showed up in my IN-BOX?!?!!!!

    ANOTHER FUCKING CAGLE POST!!!!!!

    See how long it takes for the fucking “unsubscribe” e-mail to bounce THIS time, eh?

  9. 9. Saborlas Said:

    The funny thing is, in person I tend to be easy to read unless I’m actively hiding my feelings. Which is easy to see.

    Always assume I’m adding to the joke (or at least explaining it to the knuckledragging trolls working up the courage to post, just to tweak their noses). Even when my posts are moronic, it’s likely that I’m clowning around and playing the fool for lulz.

    As for the barnyard stuff, it sounds like the email spammer program scans the title of a blog and then sends spam based on what the program thinks the blog is about. Majorly stupid program, really. Doubleplus moron programmer, as well.

  10. 10. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Not to mention animal-abusing lowlife scum who shouldn’t be wasting my oxygen.

  11. 11. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Oh, but it wasn’t just spam. Some cockbite, just as in the Cagle issue, SIGNED ME UP FOR A NEWSGROUP FOR THAT PARTICULAR PARAPHILIA.

    It wasn’t inadvertent, it was purposeful, whether done by trolls or true animal-abusers or both.

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