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Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by Terrible on May 7, 2008 – 12:49 pm

Certainly not Jim Piculas in 16th century style Florida.

A former substitute teacher in Land O’ Lakes, Fla., claims he was fired by the school district because he was “accused of wizardry,” the United Press International reports.
According to Jim Piculas, Pat Sinclair, who is in charge of substitute teachers for the Pasco County School District, called him to say the district would no longer be using his services after he performed a disappearing-toothpick magic trick while teaching at Rushe Middle School. “She said, ‘You’ve been accused of wizardry,’” Piculas said.

And apparently not Senator John McUnbeliever. It seems the Senator has rejected God and Christ in favor of a pocket full of lucky charms.

Mr. McCain has dozens of superstitions and rituals, many stemming from his days as a Navy fighter pilot, a notoriously superstitious bunch. He carries a lucky feather, a lucky compass and a lucky penny — not to mention a lucky nickel and a lucky quarter.


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  1. 1. Dave von Ebers Said:

    Terrible … You forgot to mention that he carries his wife’s lucky tens of millions, too!

  2. 2. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    “Wizardry.” Well, at least they said it to his FACE, unlike the chickenshit bigoted pansies of the West Feliciana School Board of St. Fuckville, Lousy-ana. Those twats just fucked me out of three weeks of pre-scheduled substituting jobs without so much as an explanation, but then the nazi-sexist-douchebag junior-high principal let The Dick know that he had blackballed me throughout the parish BECAUSE I WAS AN ATHEIST, and had been accused of CURSING AND PREACHING ATHEISM IN THE CLASSROOM, but never once given a chance to DEFEND MYSELF WHATSOFUCKINGEVER, because they never had the gonads to ACCUSE ME TO MY FUCKING FACE.

    See why the public school systems of the country are in the shitter, besides the direct torpedoing of the private-school legacy morons like Dumbya? BECAUSE THE SCHOOL BOARDS ARE POPULATED BY BIBUL-BANGING MOW-RAHNS WHO BELIEVE THAT IF YOU DON’T KOWTOW TO THEIR INVISIBLE SKY-FAIRIES, THAT YOU DON’T “DESERVE” TO TEACH.

    They place their CULT OBSESSIONS FAR ABOVE ACTUAL ***EDUCATION*** IN IMPORTANCE IN ALL SITUATIONS.

    And that is how they ensure that “THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A SERVANT CLASS.”

    The rich bastid brats get the REAL educations, and the public-school kids get LOW-RENT BIBUL-BANGING MOW-RAHNS who don’t even have a fucking CLUE as to what “TEACHING” really means. They think that a teaching certificate is the same as a BULLY PULPIT, and think of a classroom as a captive audience for their proselytizing. The poor kids don’t stand a fucking chance, much less us gawdless heathens who actually try to TEACH.

  3. 3. Miss Poppy Dixon Said:

    Did these people really believe the toothpick vanished? That’s incredible. Someone seriously needs to be slapped, and slapped hard.

  4. 4. Mentis Fugit Said:

    Miss Poppy,

    My conclusion was that someone has been slapped, and slapped hard, at least once too often.

    America, I feel your pain.

  5. 5. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    They weren’t slapped, they were dropped onto their soft spots before they finally closed-up during their teen years, when they started dating first cousins and procreating like vermin.

    Personally, I think that that’s what’s wrong with the world — the people who REALLY need a good bitch-slapping NEVER GET IT.

  6. 6. Saborlas Said:

    Well, it’s a good thing I’m not down there. They’d burn me at the stake once they saw how good I was with computers.

  7. 7. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Braggarts never burn. Look at Swaggart — he’s still in bidness.

    Besides, they have “for xians only” computer stores, services, you fucking name it. That fucking icythus fish or whatever in the fuck that they call it, is on every other Yellow Pages ad and bidness sign. As in, if you ain’t one of us, STAY THE FUCK OUT. Fine with me, assholes. I’ll take my (however limited) bidness to good, scientific heathens, thank you very fucking much.

    If The Crotch Of The Bible Belt (Baton Rouge) isn’t scary enough — take I-75 through central Florida. THEY ARE THE EXTRAS FROM DELIVERANCE. Surely you’ve seen me speak of the fetal billboards, yes? Mary-On-The-Half-Shell?

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