Liars, liars, thongs on fire, why oh why can’t y’all be fired???
I mailed-out my stimulus payment tax form on March 28. My direct-deposit payment, according to irs.gov, was supposed to arrive at the bank on Friday, May 9. Didn’t make it here by yesterday the 12th. Spent an hour on hold, listening to the EXACT SAME FUCKING MINUET for over FORTY MINUTES, in order to talk to a real-live human being at the IRS to find out where in the hell the money that Dick & Dumbya had promised me WAS — and she blames it on the post office. They “never got” my return.
Tried to “e-file” with the above-linked (in the title line) hacks that are subcontracted from the IRS to do the “free” e-files (why in the FUCK can the IRS let you download a pdf of the fucking tax return, but you can’t electronically MAIL said return BACK THE FUCK TO THEM?!!??!) from somewhere in Taiwan or Dubai or Bangladesh, and they REFUSED TO FILE MY RETURN because they said that I **HAD NO INCOME.** I shit y’all not.
|Subject:||your software does not work with the IRSs definitions of income|
|Question:||I am fully disabled and only received $5904 in Social Security disability payments for 2007, and yet your service will not let me file my “free” return (as I’m sure that you’re selling my social security number and identity all over S.E. Asia as soon as I registered with the site) as it says that I “have no income.” Have none of you ever HEARD of people who have paid in their Social Security wages and then GOTTEN THEM BACK because they were TOTALLY PHYSICALLY DISABLED?!?!?!?|
|Answer:||You have no income you cannot use our service.|
THAT’S IT!!!!!! That’s all I get from these can’t-even-write-code-in-BASIC cockbiting motherfuckers.
So I send out a screaming, ranting mass-mail last night about the two skanks down at the local p.o. whom I suspect of “disappearing” my paper return, just to get the shit out of my system. Go down to the p.o. and ask to talk to Mrs. Pam, our postmistress (first honest person to run that place since it was BUILT) about how, out of the thousands of tax returns that went from here to Austin, why MINE didn’t make it.
Now, Mrs. Pamela Anderson has never bullshitted me about anything, far as I know. She does, on the other hand, employ two “people” (read: skanks) who CAN NOT be trusted, this I know from personal experience. And her automatic response was that it was the IRS’s fault. That very few people HAD actually received their stimulus payments, in check or direct deposit, and the few who had, hadn’t gotten them when they were promised. While this is entirely logical, I still have my suspicions. I know that Mrs. Pam wouldn’t lie to me, but I also know that she doesn’t watch her employees every second of every day, it’s physically impossible.
So, the IRS lies, the USPS blames it on the IRS, and guess whose truck dies without the money?
Yes, if there were no bullshit pretend-there’s-no-gigantic-fucking-economic-collapse-going-on “stimulus” payments, my truck would still be dying. But the motherfuckers GOT MY HOPES UP, DAMMIT. For that, if nothing else, they deserve to be fired, flogged in the public square, and then dragged behind draft horses for twenty or thirty miles. From Dumbya and Dick Cheney all the way down through the IRS and over to those two questionable skanks at our local P.O.