Liars, liars, thongs on fire, why oh why can’t y’all be fired???
I mailed-out my stimulus payment tax form on March 28. My direct-deposit payment, according to irs.gov, was supposed to arrive at the bank on Friday, May 9. Didn’t make it here by yesterday the 12th. Spent an hour on hold, listening to the EXACT SAME FUCKING MINUET for over FORTY MINUTES, in order to talk to a real-live human being at the IRS to find out where in the hell the money that Dick & Dumbya had promised me WAS — and she blames it on the post office. They “never got” my return.
Tried to “e-file” with the above-linked (in the title line) hacks that are subcontracted from the IRS to do the “free” e-files (why in the FUCK can the IRS let you download a pdf of the fucking tax return, but you can’t electronically MAIL said return BACK THE FUCK TO THEM?!!??!) from somewhere in Taiwan or Dubai or Bangladesh, and they REFUSED TO FILE MY RETURN because they said that I **HAD NO INCOME.** I shit y’all not.
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| Subject: | your software does not work with the IRSs definitions of income |
| Question: | I am fully disabled and only received $5904 in Social Security disability payments for 2007, and yet your service will not let me file my “free” return (as I’m sure that you’re selling my social security number and identity all over S.E. Asia as soon as I registered with the site) as it says that I “have no income.” Have none of you ever HEARD of people who have paid in their Social Security wages and then GOTTEN THEM BACK because they were TOTALLY PHYSICALLY DISABLED?!?!?!? |
| Answer: | You have no income you cannot use our service. |
| Rep: | Steven |
THAT’S IT!!!!!! That’s all I get from these can’t-even-write-code-in-BASIC cockbiting motherfuckers.
So I send out a screaming, ranting mass-mail last night about the two skanks down at the local p.o. whom I suspect of “disappearing” my paper return, just to get the shit out of my system. Go down to the p.o. and ask to talk to Mrs. Pam, our postmistress (first honest person to run that place since it was BUILT) about how, out of the thousands of tax returns that went from here to Austin, why MINE didn’t make it.
Now, Mrs. Pamela Anderson has never bullshitted me about anything, far as I know. She does, on the other hand, employ two “people” (read: skanks) who CAN NOT be trusted, this I know from personal experience. And her automatic response was that it was the IRS’s fault. That very few people HAD actually received their stimulus payments, in check or direct deposit, and the few who had, hadn’t gotten them when they were promised. While this is entirely logical, I still have my suspicions. I know that Mrs. Pam wouldn’t lie to me, but I also know that she doesn’t watch her employees every second of every day, it’s physically impossible.
So, the IRS lies, the USPS blames it on the IRS, and guess whose truck dies without the money?
Yes, if there were no bullshit pretend-there’s-no-gigantic-fucking-economic-collapse-going-on “stimulus” payments, my truck would still be dying. But the motherfuckers GOT MY HOPES UP, DAMMIT. For that, if nothing else, they deserve to be fired, flogged in the public square, and then dragged behind draft horses for twenty or thirty miles. From Dumbya and Dick Cheney all the way down through the IRS and over to those two questionable skanks at our local P.O.
And for anyone who doubts that Pamela Anderson is, indeed, our postmistress, I have photographic proof of that:
I just don’t get my fucking stimulus payment on time.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:36 am
So the IRS blames the USPS and the USPS balmes the IRS. Why does this shit sound so familiar? I feel for you, Annti. There’s nothing I hate more than to be bounced around by assholes who refuse to take any responsibility.
I had them send me my return by mail cause I’m a distrustful bitch when it comes to my money. With my luck, they’d get one of the numbers in my bank account wrong and some other dishonest fuckwad would have a blast spending my moolah. Seeing as how the IRS is notoriously slow when it comes to mailing out checks, I’ll be lucky to get my rebate by September, if they don’t fuck it up altogether.
Sorry. I hate to be such a downer. Moving along now.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:18 am
You’re not the downer.
Living in an upside-down clusterfuckopolis run by an illiterate stooge and his man-behind-the-curtain evilest motherfucker on the planet is the downer.
Having a pickup truck whose dry-rotting gaskets aren’t covered by recalls in the U.S. (while Canada’s been able to enforce a fucking recall! Apparently up there, consumers actually have RIGHTS!) is the fucking downer.
If we can’t get the wheels moving, how in the hell are we gonna get to Halloween?
May 14th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I’ve said from the beginning of this that these lame “stimulus” payments were a scam anyway. It truely wouldn’t surprise me if they are running taxpayer names against voter lists and only sending out checks to the Rethugs. Keep in mind that they DO want riots in the streets so they can test out their new Martial Law policies. I do hope it does get straightened out though and you get a check! Like I told every one around here though – don’t hold your breath. If I do get one, which I doubt seriously because of the non-payment of my balance due, I’ll share some with you.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:35 am
Thanks, Terrible. You never cease to rawk.
And as far as it being a scam, there’s no telling with these fucking weasels. Suffice it to say that the Fallen Uterus and Her Dick already had theirs direct-deposited in the bank.
So apparently, if you actually TRY to be a good person, you’re fucked. If you sit on your ass and let people destroy your own offspring, then you’re home safe!
May 15th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Don at the farm said he’d seen on TV about some one getting theirs but I haven’t heard of anyone I know getting theirs yet.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:11 am
I’ve heard of four people thus far. Considering that the direct deposits were due to start arriving on the 9th, I think that they’re waaaayyyyy the fuck behind already.
Watch me faint.
Fuckers. May all of their crotches rot and may all of their spawn grow pit-hair and vote liberal.
At least we have Mrs. Pam, the one gubmintal employee that I can still trust (relatively speaking, of course)… But then, she’s a pro at putting out fires before they take over the entire forest.
When she got her door plaque, I was so tickled about it, I just HAD to get her picture. Such a lovely antithesis to that other Anderson… woman.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:12 am
Annti, my mom (retired on SS) and my sis (developmentally disabled on SSDI) both filed fairly early (like 1st of Feb) and they both got their checks last week. ($300 each)
That really pisses me off cuz my sis works a job 19 hours a week (so the assholes don’t have to pay any benefits!) scraping ice off the sidewalks in the middle of winter, washing dirty shop rags, picking up trash, and pulling weeds out of the flower beds.
She lives in a teensy, shabby apartment, walks to work, even in the Montana winters when it is below zero out, and manages to live within her means. But she’s not getting the big check because her tax liability (yes she does pay taxes!!) was less than $300 last year.
Scumbags.
Last time people got a rebate – the guvmint got it all back the next year through manipulation of the tax tables.
I can hardly wait – it’ll happen again.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:13 am
PS Annti, I would trust your postmistress lady far more than the IRS. They have a history of throwing peoples tax returns in the trash when they get too far behind – and with all the people who normally don’t file, all filing this year – they are WAAAAYYY behind.
Just sayin’.
May 17th, 2008 at 4:08 am
It’s not the postmistress that I don’t trust. Long story, but not all USPS employees are honorable people, any moreso than any other group of humans.
The $300 was what I was counting on to fix the truck. I don’t make enough to get the “big” check (don’tcha have to be a breeder to get those?) or to pay taxes, and they told me that I couldn’t earn more than $35 a MONTH on a p/t job (which wouldn’t even pay for the GAS!) without losing my Medicare.
I just filled in the form that they sent to me, and they claim to have never received it, so I sent another one via registered mail (three bucks that I could really fucking USE right now) to the physical address, instead of the general-delivery P.O. box, so that there’s no WAY that they can deny receiving it. Fuckers.
BTW, how’re you feeling, hon?
And no, I won’t be surprised in the least when they bend us over to get it back, so that they can give even MORE welfare to the corporations. After all, what good are CRIPPLES to the nations GDP? We’re just sucking the life right out of the economy! With Payoush Jindhal running what’s left of the state of Louisiana, Medicaid will cease to exist before the bottom even drops out, believe you me. People can’t believe how bass-ackwards it is down here, especially how they treat the disabled, but yup, that’s really how it is. No honor in not working, no excuse is good enough.
If you ain’t climbing that yuppie-scum social ladder, you ain’t SHIT, therefore you don’t “deserve” TO LIVE.
Just wait. It won’t just be us before long.
May 18th, 2008 at 3:35 am
Dear Annti,
I didn’t say trust ALL USPS employees, just YOUR POSTMISTRESS – in fact you said YOU trust HER!
Anyway, I agree about the scam ‘rebate’ check.
I’m doing major better (after huge dose of steroids and another huge dose of immuneglobulins). My eyeball is 85% back Yay!
Luv ya!
May 19th, 2008 at 1:24 am
Are we running in circles here?