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Pre-Emptive Birfday Strike On The Bastille

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on July 4, 2008 – 5:58 am

I couldn’t find the LOLCat of Seattle Tammy’s Bubba and his widdle fwiend (y’all don’t wanna know how many LOLCats are weighing down my hard drive, honestly), which would’ve been perfect for her pre-emptive Bastille Day Birfday post, so I founded these. If I’m not mistaken, Tammy’s the one who sent me the Devil Duckie LOLCat, and mebbe it was Mags (my first friend from the Great NawthWest) who got me hooked on the RHPS LOLCat-ish pix. At any rate, you can’t NOT love Frank, for fuck’s sake.

And seeing as how we’re looking pretty damned hopeless at the moment of commemorating our “independence”, seems like as good a time as ever to storm the Bastille of FISA, those not-so-secret Halliburton “secret prisons,” and the fascist cocksuckers who would have all of us in ‘em before you can say, “Brave New World” or “Handmaid’s Tale.” A ten-day lead ought to give us SOME advantage, yes?

At any rate, happy happy happy birfday to our dearly beloved Tam-Tam, love to Dan & teh sonz & teh kittehs (and yes, I was senile about Bubba being a short-haired ginger, so sue me, it’s been a while), and hopefully, they’ll both be recovered from the move soon and posting their exhausted brains out!


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  1. 1. Mentis Fugit Said:

    Apropos of Not Much, I would just like to note that since he lived here from shortly-after-birth until the age of twenty-two-or-thereabouts, Richard O’Brien né Smith, creator of the Rocky Horror Show, is, in fact, a Kiwi.

    Which explains a great deal.

    In 2004, Hamilton City Council of New Zealand honoured O’Brien’s contribution to the arts with a statue of Riff Raff, the character Richard played in The Rocky Horror Show, on the site of the former Embassy Cinema. His love of horror and similar genres can be traced back to the countless afternoons he spent watching double feature horror/sci-fi films at the Embassy before he moved back to England.

    I thank you for your time.

  2. 2. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Awwww, thath tho thweeeeet.

    BUT:

    Two shockingly horrific things that I learned via the Wiki link:

    1. RIFF-RAFF IS THE SAME AGE AS MY SO-CALLED “DAD”!!!!!!

    2. HE WAS IN “SPICE WORLD”?!?!?!!??!!!!

    How many things can you see wrong in that last line?!?!?!?!?

    I know, I know, the man’s gotta work, but DAYUMN.

    I loves me some Riff-Raff, even with that tremendous, tremulous drag-queen hair-do in the final act. Still got the original “audience par-ti-ci-pa-tion” album recorded in the back of my brain, and can still yell out all of the best queens’ lines (“LIKE THE METS!”) to this day.

    And only ever got to see it in a theatre in Lousy-ana ONCE, and I was the most drop-dead-gorgeous Frank (with TITS!) that they (especially those teenagers in the front row) ever saw. The regular Frank was late that weekend, so I kinda got drafted, and hadn’t a fucking clue what I was doing (having only seen it once on video up to that point), but it was still a blast.

    Then we went back to the dorm and I dropped acid for the first time (and my babysitters MADE me take off my FLAWLESS Frank N. Furter makeup and change clothes, too.) down on the river at the Moonwalk.

    *sigh*

    Ohhhh, to be young again, eh Mentis? I’m sure that you’ve got your own RHPS memories, as well… c’mon, SPILL!

    Can’t think of a much more entertaining birfday gift to Tammy (since can’t nobody find any secret stashes of Owlsley anymore…), can you?

    Would’ve been nice if they could’ve gotten him to come “home” to NZ to play a “mad geneticist” in “BLACK SHEEP,” though, huh??? Would you believe that I saw that movie, IN ITS ORIGINAL, UNEDITED, UNRATED FORM, AT WALLY WORLD?!?!?!?!?

    I just about shit a brick right there in the main aisle in front of Electronics. Several people looked at me like I was drunk when I burst out laughing upon sighting it. I dunno if I’d trust it to be TRULY unedited by those “Clear-Play”-mentality bibul-banging Arkies, though. Hell, if they’re going to neuter Marilyn Manson and STILL SELL HIS STUFF, they have NO fucking scruples. Must be nice to be the most powerful corporate monster this side of Halliburton, huh?

    Okay, enough horror-flick babbling, HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY, TAM-TAM!!!

    (P.S. Mentis: Do you have the whole RHPS LOLCat array of photos and/or link to same? I don’t know if I still have the link, but I’ve got the pix if you want ‘em.)

  3. 3. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    It’s 5A CDT, so forgive the brain fart, but I just now picked-up on the fact that it was WETA who designed and built the Riff-Raff statue!!! Same freak geniuses who did the FX for “BLACK SHEEP”!!!!!!

    I need to move down there and beg these people for a job. Yeah, so Jim Henson’s Creature Shop or Rick Baker would’ve been my first choices, but Henson’s son sold-out to Disney, for fuck’s sake, and Baker’s retired. And these people are evil in JUST the right fucking way. We could take over countries (as in, take this one BACK) with minds like these. And enough tequila.

  4. 4. Le Petite Fromage Said:

    Hey Tammy, many happy returns of the day!

  5. 5. mirele Said:

    Today is my sweet furry Frida’s first birfday. Last year, a friend of mine, who was on the lam after being convicted of misdemeanor terrorism (google “Tom Cruise missile” for more) was arrested at his home up in Prescott, AZ. Before he was picked up by the coppers, he’d mentioned to me that he thought their cat was pregnant, and if she was, would I take a kitten? Sure, I said.

    Well, Keith ended up in jail and I forgot what I’d said. His wife e-mailed me a couple of months later with pictures of six darling kittens, and said, they’re six weeks old, you still want one? I looked at my 10 YO furry lounge lizard (who was spending LOTS of time lounging since the death of my big boy Hunter) and said, Yup. I went up to Prescott and got my little darling Frida. She’s really livened things up around here. Lately, she’s taken to watching me wash the dishes with a look of, “Ur doin it rong. Lick Dishes Instead!” She also engages in cat wrasslin’ with Xena kitteh.

    My only regret is that I didn’t take two kittens.

  6. 6. Mentis Fugit Said:

    So I Googled “tom cruise missile” like mirele suggested. I’m gobsmacked.

    Meanwhile Fred Phelps, The Colostomy Who Walks, spreads his rhetorical muck unhindered.

    Land of the Free? It is to laugh.

  7. 7. Terrible Said:

    “tom cruise missile”

    Jesus fucking christ on a cracker!!! (Opps hope we don’t all go to jail for that!) What the fucking hell are they thinking in Cali??? It’s called satire and is legally protected!!! It’s not like this guy had access to a nuke missle and I’m pretty certain they don’t have one called a you know who. That’s just crazy insane that they could get away with convicting him for that!!! I knew those you know whos had some power and influence but I didn’t know they controlled the Cali judicial system and the cops there. Fucking scary! Those you know whos need to be stopped I’d say!

    But happy B-day Tammy. And to little Frida too!

  8. 8. Le Petite Fromage Said:

    hey terrible, my poor mother saw my signature line on an e-mail, the one about “the NSA may have read this e-mail…”, and asked if the computer police can take her computer if she gets an e-mail with the “f-bomb.” i pretty much said “fuck no.”

  9. 9. Terrible Said:

    yeah LPF but you may want to warn her that maybe the scie*****ists can!

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