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Bitch o’ the day

Posted by Anntichrist S Coulter on October 31, 2008 – 12:25 am

Over to the Storage Unit, there’s a letter to yet ANOTHER malfeasant “doctor,” my now EX-OB-GYN. That midget bitch is in for a world of hurt, for PURPOSEFULLY ENDANGERING MY LIFE AND DENYING ME THE MEDICAL CARE THAT MEDICARE *WANTS* ME TO HAVE.
In other news:
Condolences & love go out to Jennifer Hudson & her family, as they soldier on through such a horrific tragedy. I hope that they find that bastard and fry his ass in public.

Via CBS Sunday Morning: Definitely check out Adele, the next great female voice. Power to the big girls!
Lastly, don’t forget, just ’cause Breast Cancer Month is almost over, to GET THOSE TITTIES SQUISHED!!! Mammograms, ladies, it’s the least you can do. Okay, the least you could do would be to ignore it and pretend that breast cancer can’t happen to you, but that would just be absolutely fucking FUCKTARDED STUPID, so don’t do that.

Now, kids, let’s see those Halloween pictures, dammit!!! So I don’t get a Halloween AGAIN this year, I still wanna see Y’ALL’S!!!!!! I need the laughs.

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  1. 1. democommie Said:

    Now that, is a funny ad. Do they make an it in an ICBM (Inter Continental Butt Missile) so we can use it on Paraquay after Bushclan moves there?

  2. 2. CC McGoon Said:

    When I run across a doctor I don’t like, things tend to go downhill fast. I once refused to let a doctor who wasn’t listening to me take my blood unless she promised to put it back where she found it when she was done.

    “You want me to give it back to you when we’re done testing it?”

    “No, I want you to put it back where you found it. If you take it out of my arm, you must put it back in that same arm when you’re done.”

    “We can’t do that.”

    “Then you can’t take my blood.”

    Yes, I knew it was an unreasonable request, but she was getting on my last nerve. Unfortunately, I was underage at the time (late teens), so she called my dad into the room. He wasn’t amused. “CC, give her the damn blood.” When I explained the situation to him later he thought it was hilarious. I did, after all, come by being stubborn honestly. He’s just as bad.

  3. 3. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Heh heh, who you tellin’ about Jobsanger’s ornery streak? I think that you didn’t just get HIS dose of stubborn, I think that you got it from that whole side of the family! Wish to hell that you were over here now, though, and that we were headed to NOLA RIGHT THIS FUCKING MINUTE, dammit. We could’ve done just TWO Witches of Eastwick, y’know, if I could ever finally hit the fucking Powerball… *sigh*

    And I’d pay you $100G to go into the aforementioned OB-GYN’s office and rip her a new asshole, purely verbally, from one end of her bibul-bangin’ strip-mall office to the other! Yes, I’d want to participate on some level myself, like maybe sitting on that fucking TWINKIE ELF until you’re done venting your and my spleens.

    And Demo, honey!

    Paraguay my ass!!! Those fuckers have their own COMPOUNDS in Bahrain, Dubai & the UAE!!! You think that they’ll be caught, dead or alive, in THIS hemisphere!??!?! PFFT. Dick Cheney's MAIN RESIDENCE has been in Dubai for the past FORTY YEARS!!!

    Y'know, aside from that fucking hidden lair of his inside some mountain in Wyoming… "undisclosed location," my ass, he was in SAUDI that whole time, why else do you think that the fucking BIN LADEN FAMILY was spirited out of the U.S. *THAT VERY NIGHT* in FEDERAL U.S. GOVERNMENT JETS?!?!?!?!? Pfft.

    If we're gonna launch ANYTHING, it ought to be aimed right at Riyadh and/or Beirut and/or Tel Aviv. They're all in it together, we're just the stupid fuckers who've been FINANCING that little middle-eastern CLUSTERFUCK for the past FIFTY FUCKING YEARS.

    But I'd donate both of my gravitationally-challenged tits for the opportunity to aim a .357 magnum, LOADED WITH THE PREP-H SUPPOSITORIES, right at Dumbya, Biggus Dickus, Bar Bush, Laura, John McSenile, Cindy Teh Sugar Mama, and of COURSE, everybody's favorite self-loathing closeted lesbian, Lynne Cheney. Think that they'd just DISAPPEAR OUTRIGHT, as soon as the medicine kicked-in?

    I bet that if you coated Biggus Dickus's entire cyborg body with Prep-H, he'd melt right down to his circuit boards & robotic parts. With a (C)-Josef Mengele mark on the inner femur.

  4. 4. mirele Said:

    After my last experiences draping myself over a mammography machine, the only person I want mashing my boobies is my boyfriend!

  5. 5. Anntichrist S. Coulter Said:

    Yeah, well, we all gotta do it.

    Be nice if the people developing mammography technology actually HAD breasts, they might find a way to do it WITHOUT TURNING YOUR TITS INTO PANCAKES… Only a man could conceive of such a sadistic experience, to mangle such a beautiful body part.

    Be nice if they had to do that to TESTICLES to check for cancer, wouldn’t it? At least then it would be FAIR!

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