Whatta fucking shock: WALL-TO-WALL VOTER FRAUD!!! *AGAIN*!!!
Mysterious “blackouts” in Akron, machines going down in Missouri & Virginia (not to mention assloads of voter intimidation), paper ballots & “provisional ballots” all over the fucking place, and ROLL-PURGING IN NEW YORK FUCKIN’ CITY!!!!!!
Smell the flop sweat yet? Desperate criminals will do ANYFUCKINGTHING to stay in power, hell, they just robbed the U.S. Treasury (i.e., US) of $770BILLION, why would they give up fighting dirty NOW??!?! I think that we now know why Marie Antoinette lost her fucking head, don’t we. Maybe I should change my call for gallows on the East Lawn to GUILLOTINES.
Cocksuckers. If Louisiana votes the way that it did in the primaries and becomes a “blue” state again, y’all might have to send me bail money, ’cause I’ll be dancing nekkid out in the streets. If the fraudulent cocksuckers in this state throw the fight AGAIN, I might need bail money for other reasons.
But do they HONESTLY THINK that we’re going to let them STEAL ANOTHER ONE?!?!?! Morons.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:11 am
It didn’t work. BWAAAAHAHAHA.
207 + CA + WA + OR = unstoppable.
FL + CO will be the icing on the cake.
VA’s just been called blue.
What fun this little MSNBC desktop widget is!
November 5th, 2008 at 4:21 am
ahhhhhh and poor wittle lizzie dole down in NC might lose her seat too. Hope we get rid of some too far right leaning Dems too. Like those who think ignoring forgery, manipulating intellegence, outing covert intellegence agents, torture and wars of aggression is OK. Here in VT we don’t want to get Welched again! But probably have been. I can’t look tonight, I’ll get too pissed.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:30 am
woohoo nasty sick twisted sununu is history too.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:46 am
Mornin’, the news is wonderful.
So far….
for a couple of home truths about how the Germans see it, am live-blogging….
November 5th, 2008 at 4:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBUJztI884M
November 5th, 2008 at 5:50 am
And Musgrave’s out. Jesus Fuck.
Am I hallucinating this?
November 5th, 2008 at 6:33 am
Liddy Dole has been a corrupt, incompetent MORON all of her fucking life (i.e. American Red Cross = biggest thieving mafia on the fucking planet), I can’t believe that it took this long to unload that whore, but I’m damned proud that a woman did it!!! (It was a woman, right? I’m a little too euphoric at the moment…)
No, CGI baby, IT’S REAL. IT’S FUCKING OOOOOVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE, to paraphrase a moron, IS FINALLY FUCKING OVERRRR!!!!!!!!
And if he doesn’t pick Bill Richardson for Secretary of State (with Jim Webb on Defense), I may have to pitch a major bitch with Barry.
Unfortunately, Louisiana mongoloid fucktards had to go COCK IT UP in the Congressional race, ’cause Don Cazayoux, (a right-wing, anti-choice, uber-catholic redneck, unfortunately, but at least TECHNICALLY a democrat) lost to the money-grubbing pharmaceutical-lobby WHORE COCKBITE MISOGYNIST MOTHERFUCKER Bill Cassidy. So it wasn’t all joy and marshmallows for me tonight, ’cause Cassidy has been up Jindal’s ass from day one. But at least Holy Mary, Mother Of Hypocrisy, was re-elected over the republicunt whore John Kennedy (and yes, I realize what a sick irony that his name is…)
NBC did a halfway decent job tonight (those were NOT tears of joy on Jesse’s face tonight, but they sure as hell were on Oprah’s!), but they DID piss me off when they said that "for the first time since John F. Kennedy was elected, there will once again be small children in the White House," 'cause, y'know, WHAT THE FUCK WAS AMY CARTER, A GAWDDAMNED SEPTUAGENARIAN?!?!?! Very tasteless, how they always "forget" to mention Jimmy & family when talking about Democratic victories. Fucking morons. The man's only WON THE NOBEL FUCKING PEACE PRIZE, so what relevance would HE bear? Pfft. Fuck 'em.
OOOH!!! And I can't WAIT to see what happens to FUX "NEWS" — this is gonna either bloat their profits or drive 'em into the ground, but either way, it'll be entertaining as hell to watch them flail like detoxing junkies (as they learned from Rush Fatfuck Limbaugh)….
I kept up on the CNN website (though, obviously, not with streaming video), so what did y'all see?
Don't mind me if I walk around with a goofy stoner grin for a few days… no, I still can't smoke green, I haven't seen acid in 10 years (and I fucking NEED IT), but the afterglow is gonna stick with me for a LONG TIME. And I'm gonna grin like a possum eatin' shit in the faces of every single republicunt redneck motherfucker who has EVER discriminated against me in this shit-hole excuse for a town.
Teh schadenfreude, she is good.
November 5th, 2008 at 7:01 am
Yes indeedy, annti (long time no see…)
Can I second the GODDAMN YOU MICHAEL JACKSON (and the Michael Jackson running for office too)? Thanks to him and Not-Miss Cleo (Fields), Jackson just pulled a Nader and gave the collar parishes major gloatage. This SUJag can’t wait for this dude’s ads surrounding the community to be thrown in the trash. If only others saw through the act…
If there’s any consolation, at least this election proved too big to steal — in a MAJOR way. Karl “Doughface” Rove can confirmedly now join Mark “Poison” Penn and Bob “0-for-8″ Shrum in the political dustbin.
But the best part will be the utter 0wnage laid down upon Rushannity as a result of this election. How dat “Operation Chaos” work out for ya Pigboy?!
I might actually listen to that for the first time in years…all for the lulz.
Thanks again Annti!
November 5th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Do not EVEN get me started on that egomaniac Michael "Republicunt Puppet" Jackson motherfucker. The percentage that went to his ignorant ass was JUST ENOUGH TO HAND IT TO A WOMAN-HATING, FETUS-FLINGING, PHARMACEUTICAL-LOBBY WHORE like Cassidy.
Granted, I wasn't THRILLED with Cazayoux, he's too much like Mary Landrieu (pro-gun, pro-cop, pro-military-industrial-massahs, anti-choice, anti-woman, pro-Roman Catholic Church, etc.), but he sure beat the hell out of a RAVING LUNATIC like Bill Cassidy. The ratfuck-crazy bastard will be trying to eliminate birth control, abortion, domestic-violence laws, any fucking thing he CAN to drag women back to the 13th fucking century, like living in Louisiana doesn't do that ENOUGH already.
And yes, I feel sure that they'll catch Cassidy with his dick in somebody's screen door (or with a fetish dominatrix, an altar boy, a Congressional page, you name it), and just like "Adult Baby Fucktard" Vitter, HE'LL GET AWAY WITH IT. That's why this state sucks so much post-Katrina. The one parish that could put the brakes on this shit, the one parish that was its own separate (and generally higher-evolved) country, Orleans — has been destroyed and rebuilt in the image of fucking DISNEY.
White people really fucking piss me off. Yes, I know, white people made the difference tonight when it came to electing Barack Obama, but the mouth-breathing fucktard rednecks around HERE need to relocate to Alabama or Mizzippi. I still remember when Louisiana was DEMOCRAT DOWN TO THE BONE, dammit. But of course, they took care of that when they framed Edwin, didn't they, the motherfuckers.
Don't EVER let that crooked little cockbite whore Eddie Jordan cross my path, believe you me. Or Marc Morial or Ray Nagin or any of the other willing TOOLS of the republicunt conspiracy. Moon Landrieu should never have retired, dammit. Fuck, Nagin & Mark Morial (NOTHIN' like HIS daddy!) make SIDNEY BARTHELEMY LOOK GOOD.
Maybe we can get Donna Brazile to run for mayor of New Orleans before we draft her to run for governor… hmmm… After all, you can't fuck with Kip, he's doing too good of a job, which absolutely blows my mind, in a city that is wall-to-wall rednecks-with-money republicunts. Absofuckinglutely remarkable. Yeah, Kip would be a good person to run for governor, too, but I want DONNA, dammit.
And since your profile is private, The tECHIDNA, am I right in assuming that you're THE Echidna?!?!?! Where they hell you been?!?!?!